“Like you know the whole cast of Mad Max Fury Road had major BO but it was so badass so who cares?”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Movies, body odor, Smell
“I want Steve Carell to play Ted Cruz in a biopic and I want to write it”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Ted Cruz, Movies, writer, Politics
“Just met Dave Chappelle, no one else to impress, so I can throw my makeup bag away.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: dave chappelle, impress, Makeup
“LA is just a bunch of hella dramatic married people.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Los Angeles, Marriage, Drama
“In LA, people who met each other three months ago at a party are now the closest friends in the whole wide world.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: party, Friendship, Los Angeles
“At your workplace, you're not allowed to have your prevailing character trait be "grouchy".”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Moody, grouchy, Career, Work
“Happy birthday Twitter! I love you. You're like my best friend who I talk to endlessly but don't have to listen to their problems.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Twitter, Friendship, talking
“I love walking dead but I never want them to grieve or question their humanity. Head stab! Head stab! Kiss someone! Head stab!”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: the walking dead, humanity, Death, Kissing
“I used to make fun of the person who ordered chicken teriyaki at the sushi restaurant and now I really enjoy it. Worth tweeting? Not sure.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: sushi, chicken, Tweeting
“Kanye West in the streets, Mae West in the sheets said Mindy Lahiri at a staff meeting to a chorus of boos.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Kanye West, mae west, Career
“At Lincoln Center for a classy conference and didn't fall in the fountain, so I've already won today.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: fancy, clumsy, lincoln center
“Eat your dinner, tuck your kids in, guzzle your wine, have sex quickly and at midnight watch part 2, season 4 of my show.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Sex, Dinner, Wine
“If I follow my camera department on Instagram and comment on all their photos, they will like that I bet.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Instagram, comments, stalker
“Literally no reason for anyone to sneeze loudly in a crowded place. You can temper that ish.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: sneezing, crowds, sound, Noise
“All social media is just pics of people with those cartoon dog ears and a dog tongue on.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Snapchat, Dogs, filters, Photos
“There should be a saint for impossible crushes because he or she would be prayed to A LOT.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: crushes, prayer, saints
“My greatest fear, that my sweatshirt that says "la playa" on it would be misunderstood as "L.A. Playa", was realized.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: beach, sweatshirt, clothing, Misunderstanding
“This giant glasses trend is good for us big heads shhhh.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: glasses, trend, style