Quotes tagged ‘Guns’

“All things considered, being shot is not as bad as I always thought it might be. As long as you can keep the fear from your mind. But I guess you can say that about almost anything in life. Its not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.”

— Mark Frost, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Kyle MacLachlan, imdb.com

“Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…”

— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Jayne: [as Lund raises a gun] Hey, hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules. Lund: I'm thinkin' somebody needs to put you down, dog. What do you think? Mal: I'm thinking we'll rise again. [Serenity rises into view behind them] Wash: [over loudspeaker] Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a n…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Jayne Cobb, Adam Baldwin, imdb.com

“You tell Sal it’s over. The guns are bought. The killing room is waiting. He doesn’t know it, but he’s a dead man.”

— John Stephens, Oswald Cobblepot / Penguin, Robin Lord Taylor, imdb.com

“Who ain't had a gun on 'em in the past year, huh? Show of hands, y'all. Anybody? Hmm? Shumpert, Crowley. Y'all had a gun on y'all? Hell I think I'd piss my pants if some stranger come walking up with his mitts in his pockets. That'd be the son of a bitch you'd really want to be scared of.”

— Evan Reilly, Merle Dixon, Michael Rooker, imdb.com

“Jimmy: I want a gun. Daryl Dixon: And people in hell want Slurpees.”

— David Leslie Johnson, Daryl Dixon, Norman Reedus, imdb.com

“You know the problem with blanks, though? They don’t sound like a real bullet.”

— Graham Yost, Vince Lonigan, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com

“Ought to be polite to a man with a gun. Only common sense.”

— Frank Darabont, Rick Grimes, Andrew Lincoln, imdb.com

“Oh, not this old bit. You point a gun at me, I pretend I'm gonna do what you say, then I pull out my gun, we do our little John Woo standoff, inevitably your arm gets tired, then you drop your gun and we have nobody-got-shot sex.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Pam: This is Rodney, he's the new... whatever... gun librarian. Rodney: Armory supervisor!”

— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com

“Mr. Anthony DeMartino: And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria. Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?”

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-ka…”

— Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Two hours ago, we operated on him. He's got a fifty-fifty chance. We win some, we lose some. That's what it's all about. No promises. No guaranteed survival. No 'saints in surgical garb'. Our willingness, our experience, our technique are not enough. Guns a…”

— Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Sergeant: I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix. Butt-head: Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.”

— Daniel Sinclair, Scott McCall, Tyler Posey, imdb.com

“This is why we have mass public attacks now rather than serial attackers. They know they’ll get caught so they try and go big on one.”

— RampersandY, reddit.com

“I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!”

— Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, David Hornsby, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“A man's rights rest in three boxes. The ballot box, jury box and the cartridge box. Let no man be kept from the ballot box because of his color. Let no woman be kept from the ballot box because of her sex.”

— Frederick Douglass, en.wikiquote.org

“We always said the gun should be led by politics. They’ve come into politics now.”

— Robert Mugabe, theindependent.co.zw

“We’re surrounded by a bunch of vigilante idiots. And they all have guns.”

— Anastasia Basil, medium.com