Quotes tagged ‘pregnant’

“Jane: Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school. Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin. Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers? Alba: Both.”

— Paul Sciarrotta, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“Kirsten: Is everything okay? Ryan: Yeah, it's fine. Theresa: I'm pregnant. Seth: Well, except for that.”

— Josh Schwartz, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Martin: One minute it's just a blob in some lady's stomach, the next minute it's a person. Blob... Person. Frasier: The miracle of birth, summed up in one poetic phrase.”

— Christopher Lloyd, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com

“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later. Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”

— Ivan Raimi, Sean Clements, Dominic Dierkes, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

“Jacquetta: When you married into the Royal House, their customs became yours. You understand that as surely as Edward does. Queen Elizabeth: I don't know what he understands! I only know that the closer he gets to his brothers, the further he feels from me. Truly, mother, we are destined. Ever since…”

— Nicole Taylor, Jacquetta Woodville, Janet McTeer, imdb.com

“Why haven't I cheated on you? Because... Loads of reasons. I mean, the biggest is you have been pregnant so much, so, not fucking some prostitute is the least I can do when you have been carting around our babies in your body.”

— Sharon Horgan, Rob Delaney, Rob Norris, Rob Delaney, imdb.com

“The purpose of sex isn’t to have an orgasm, it’s making life!”

— Noelle Valdivia, Libby Masters, Caitlin Fitzgerald, imdb.com

“Sun Kwon: I can't believe I'm going to have my baby in a hospital! Claire Littleton: Oh, rub it in why don't you.”

— Damon Lindelof, Carlton Cuse, Claire Littleton, Emilie de Ravin, imdb.com

“Sharon: Guys? My water just broke. Peralta: Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one- oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse!”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Are you part of the conspiracy? Are you all doing this because you think l'm chubby? My doctor says l retain water like a pregnant woman in a humid climate, which is a real condition.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

“Dr. Cox: And Gandheroo, I need you to talk to a young, pregnant black girl who will not let me call her mom. Turk: Why would she listen to me? Dr. Cox: I may have told her that you were Kanye West.”

— Eren Celeboglu, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How do you win an argument? Be pregnant. That’s it! You’re done.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s the difference between a pregnant blonde and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? ‘I wonder if it’s mine.’”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant”

— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org

“Two pregnant women are talking about their future babies "I feel like my girl will be an athlete, she kicks so much in there it's unbelieavable!" "Oh, I'm sure mine will be a comedian." "How can you be so sure?" "You wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke.”

— Kawaii_Desu-Chan, reddit.com

“Officially, it is no more possible to be a little bit OCD than it is to be a little bit pregnant or a little bit dead.”

— David Adam, amazon.com

“Oh my God, you guys are going to freak out when you see how awesome your dad is. Seriously, you are gonna be huge fans.”

— Dan Fogelman, Rebecca, Mandy Moore, imdb.com

“I'm terrified that I'm going to make a hundred wrong decisions to keep you guys from living the perfect lives that you deserve, but I will protect you fiercely, and I will always sing to you when you can't sleep, and I will always be excited to hear you laugh.”

— Dan Fogelman, Rebecca, Mandy Moore, imdb.com