Quotes tagged ‘pregnant’

“After Justin and Hailey Bieber announced their pregnancy news earlier this week, many began wondering how the famous couple were able to keep the exciting news a secret.”

— Hannah Sacks, people.com

“This kid is going to be very cool.”

— Glamour, glamour.com

“All this testosterone flying around I might get pregnant!”

— Will Sharpe, Deborah Flowers, Olivia Colman, imdb.com

“Can't tell you how strange it is to get pregnant right at the top of my game.”

— Catherine Reitman, Kate Foster, Catherine Reitman, imdb.com

“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Nurse: And have you considered the possibility of adoption? Maeve Wiley: I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.”

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com

“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”

— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Allan Eastman, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Ashley Kerwin, Melissa McIntyre, imdb.com

“Max, there's something I didn't tell you before. I didn't wanna get into it. I guess because the more we talked, the harder it was to go through with what I had to do. It's about your mother. I did know her. She wasn't like the others. Seven months into her pregnancy, she tried to escape, because sh…”

— Patrick Harbinson, Hannah Sukova, Eileen Pedde, imdb.com

“Jodie: She’s just my mother, she’s not gonna bite you. Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I star…”

— Tony Spiridakis, Eric Roth, Arthur 'Dizzy' Mazelli, Ken Garito, imdb.com

“You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.”

— Diablo Cody, Paulie Bleeker, Michael Cera, imdb.com

“But then you're gonna get, like, huge, and your chest is gonna 'milktate,' and you're gonna have to, like, tell people that you're pregnant.”

— Diablo Cody, Leah, Olivia Thirlby, imdb.com

“Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?”

— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com

“The little pink plus sign is so fuckin unholy.”

— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com

“Third shag today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.”

— Diablo Cody, Rollo, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Frank: You were always grabbin' at me! Marie: I was pregnant with a 14-pound baby! I needed help getting up!”

— Steve Skrovan, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com

“I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.”

— Jeremy Stevens, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, li…”

— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”

— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“Eric: So you took up plumbing when we were pregnant with Simon? Annie: No, electrical and plumbing was Mary, Simon was ethnic cooking.”

— Brenda Hampton, Annie Camden, Catherine Hicks, imdb.com