50 Night Vale Quotes For When Your Depression Hits And You Just Want To Smile Again

50 quotes

I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible.

“If you can't say anything nice, you could say really awful things instead. It's an option.”

“Missed connections: I saw you in passing once and forgot you soon after. You never even saw me. We went on to live long, full lives.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Missed Connections, Love, Dating

“Be careful what you wish for, because it probably won't come true and life is mostly about expectation management.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Cliches, Expectations, wishes

“Confused? At a loss for what to do? Wow, sounds like you're human. Good luck.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: humans, Confused, lost

“I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm sure of lots of things that are wrong. I'm highly fallible.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Fine, Wrong, Mistakes

“Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful and you know almost none of them.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Strangers, beauty, Beautiful

“There's no way to avoid becoming a statistic. Just try to become a good statistic.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Statistics, Success, Positivity

“Missed connection: We lived and died on opposite sides of the world before international travel was possible. Good. I would have hated you.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Missed Connections, travel, Planes

“See? You never needed that wand or that cape. The power to feel unfocused shame and anxiety was within you this whole time.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Anxiety, Shame, Superhero

“Relaxation tips: Take a walk, take a bath, pet a dog, steal someone's dog and keep it and it's your dog now forever, meditation.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: meditation, Dogs, Relaxation

“Today's forecast: Sunny w/ a chance that for a moment you'll feel really great about yourself & your life. Savor those moments as they come.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Forecast, Positivity, Happiness

“Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you’ve been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Age, Old, comparisons

“As Shakespeare once said, 'I'm stuck on this play. Let's have a beer or something?'”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: shakespeare, Writing, Beer

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Cliches, Encouragement, motivation

“Seven Habits of Highly Effective People: 1 Wear dark suit & shades 2 Hide 3 Whisper into wrist 4 Nod 5 [REDACTED] 6 Use codename 7 Drive van”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Success, habits, Effective

“'There's no harm in trying' really depends on what you're trying. Either way, give it a go. It's probably fine.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Effort, Tries, Attempts

“The same math that makes it almost impossible for us to be alone in the universe also makes it almost impossible we'll meet any other beings.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Aliens, Universe, Math

“Big sale announced! It turns out anything is free if you get away with stealing it! Wow! What a deal!”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Stealing, Thief, Free

“Possible rain today. Also, possible sun. For a complete list of all that's possible, consult the great works of fact and fiction.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Weather, possibilities, Sun, Rain

“SPORTS NEWS: Some people were harmed. Others screamed. Others made arm gestures. A lighted screen announced empirical measures of worth.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Sports, Games, Sporting Events

“'One day you will die.' Not true! It will likely take several days.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Death, Dying, End Of Life

“You say you’re going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, but you forget about the insects, ghosts, & surveillance devices in your home.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Alone, valentine's day, Ghosts

“It's difficult to see eye to eye. When you smush 2 people's eyes up against each other, they can't see much and also really want you to stop.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Eyes, Vision, Cliches

“Make like a baby and experience the world as a series of great terrors interspersed with brilliant comedies and lots of food and sleep.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: food, Sleep, babies

“Missed connection: I am a rock. You were near me. I have no idea who or what you are because I cannot perceive the world. I love you.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Rock, Love, Missed Connections

“[THIS POST PAID FOR BY BIRDS] We aren't chirping you fools we're laughing because you all can't fly.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Birds, Flight, Laughter

“Birdwatching goes both ways.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Birdwatching, Birds, stalking

“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Cliches, House, Windows

“This quiz will guess your favorite rock with just one simple question ('what's your favorite rock?')”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: Quiz, Questions, Rocks

“It's the thought that counts. So think real hard about why you got me this terrible gift.”

— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com

Tagged: gifts, Cliches, Thoughts