It's a thing and you don't love it, you're obsessed with it.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Diane Birch, Maya Rudolph, Obsessed
It's a thing and you don't love it, you're obsessed with it.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Diane Birch, Maya Rudolph, Obsessed
Now, get in the slide and suck that boys face.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Obsessed
All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Obsessed
I'm not nervous. I'm just uncertain how things will go and, therefore, deeply terrified.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, Obsessed
But please, don't make me regret opening my heart to you.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Jenny Slate, Obsessed
Vive la France! Let them eat cock.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Obsessed
What are you gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? What are my dicks gonna wear? Probably just, like, a cute top and jeans.
— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Obsessed
Pressure, yes. Let's get your mom's panini press. We'll make a pan-enis. The house will smell for weeks.
— Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Obsessed
I survived because I remained soft, because I listened, because I wrote.
Every time I move, I fart.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, Cellsea
I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!
— Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola, Nick Kroll, Cellsea
Tick-tock. It's dick punch o'clock. And I don't like to be late.
— Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Jenny Slate, Girls Are Angry Too
I'm likable, that's my thing.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Jenny Slate, Girls Are Angry Too
I'm here to toot the truth.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, Girls Are Angry Too
This might be my morning soda talking, but fuck everybody, I'm outta here.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, Girls Are Angry Too
Will, if you're a pussy and you're a gaping asshole, then I must be the world's luckiest taint.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, Girls Are Angry Too
I'm a gaping asshole. Respect my truth.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Judd Birch, Jon Daly, Girls Are Angry Too
Since when did being called a beautiful genital become an insult?
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, Girls Are Angry Too
You guys don't understand the politics of childhood.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, Girls Are Angry Too
Yeah, let's be sexy pirates with peg legs made of dildos.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Maya Rudolph, Girls Are Angry Too