Latest Quotes

“A lot of people that's cool, they try to be cool, and that ain't really cool. But being cool with being a weirdo, I think that's super cool.”

— Matthew McManus, Kevin McManus, DeMarcus Tillman, Melvin Gregg, Leaving a Mark

“You think he shit his own pants to look innocent?”

— Dan Lagana, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, #2

“I'm gonna take a quiz to see how good my true crime knowledge is.”

— Bill Hader, Bill Hader Murders A Quiz About True Crime

“The idea that I should care what a bunch of kids at my school think about me... It's preposterous.”

— Dan Lagana, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, #2

“Shat? Shit? Shat my pants? Shit. It's shit.”

— Dan Lagana, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, #2

“I mean, kids can be really cruel.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Chloe Lyman, Taylor Dearden, The Brownout

“You can't throw a watermelon at me.”

— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, The Brownout

“Actress Felicity Huffman, one of the biggest names caught up in a college-admissions scandal that rocked elite universities around the country, was sentenced to 14 days behind bars on Friday for her role in the sweeping scam.”

— Ezra Kaplan, David K. Li, NBC News, Felicity Huffman gets 14 days in prison in college cheating scandal

“After four years, if enough people see you a certain way, do you start to believe they're right?”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, Clean Up

“The kind of drivel that would get you kicked out of Year Five for not trying hard enough. But it was somehow connecting with people on a genuine level. What was going on?”

— Andrew Lloyd, I Faked My Way as an Instagram Poet, and It Went Bizarrely Well

“Say my name with a little respect”

— Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey, Don’t Call Me Angel

“Earlier this year, I wrote that Biden’s campaign made me sick with fear for the future because at a time when radical change is needed, he doesn’t represent a meaningful possibility for that to happen. I still believe this, but his debate performance made me wonder how he can make it through the 202…”

— Lucy Diavolo, I'm Still Sick of Joe Biden

“I've seen the way an accusation can ruin someone's life.”

— Matthew McManus, Kevin McManus, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, Clean Up

“Di Rocco added that the necropolis where they were found, along with 11 other skeletons, might have been a war cemetery because some of the remains showed signs of violent deaths.”

— Rory Sullivan , Gianluca Mezzofiore, 'Lovers of Modena' skeletons were men, scientists find

“I'm not, like, book smart or fucking street smart or whatever, but, like I'm not dumb.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, Clean Up

“I miss the person I trusted with my squishy, small, inner self. And I miss the safety that came with being an example of queerness done right in our outside-the-home life. I can’t sleep. When I do, I relive the loss in my dreams. In my waking, I drag myself from place to place, unable to force a pur…”

— Cameron Esposito, New Hope, New Pain, Same Old Divorce

“I signed a dick in a girl's yearbook this morning.”

— Kevin McManus, Matthew McManus, Dylan Maxwell, Jimmy Tatro, Clean Up

“So, what if I told you that perfect skin was just one big belief in late-stage capitalism away?”

— Grace Bahler, Why This Face Wash I’m Paid to Post About Is The Only Stuff You Should Trust

“Everyone has something to hide. People withhold information. People exaggerate. People lie.”

— Lauren Herstik, Peter Maldonado, Tyler Alvarez, Climax

“When this is all over, so are you, okay? Because you are nobody, and you're just mad about it.”

— Lauren Herstik, Mackenzie Wagner, Camille Ramsey, Climax