“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter!”Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“If you hear any noise, any at all that isn’t muttering apologies, then you should interject.”Tagged: noises, Apologies, Interject
“I love you and you love me and it’s just the most remarkable coincidence.”Tagged: Love, coincidence, Remarkable
“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”Tagged: talking, Upeset , annoyed
“I don’t need you, you know? You know, there’s a lot of girls out there looking for a gay best friend.”Tagged: Girls, Gay Best Friend, Sassy
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.”Tagged: Ending, Sad, Harry Potter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hot
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“All super foods are just normal foods with a better narrative.”Tagged: Super Foods, normal, food, Narrative
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism. Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“Ella: Think maybe you're going to get naked with Arnold? Josh: I really don’t want to, but I’m also a very shit guy, and if he’s standing there looking cute and he’s forward enough, then of course I will. Of course, of course.”Tagged: Naked, Weak, Cute, Sex, Of course
“Just what I think, I think the key is, right, is just stop being afraid of death altogether. Like don’t you think it’s a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying? Like, in the grand scheme of things, like the billions of people and the millions of years, and the stardust and the mammoths, and…”Tagged: key, Death, Afraid, Life, insignificant
“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”Tagged: Optimistic Thoughts About Relationships, Optimism, Dating