I'm scared of surprises.
Catalog
Josh
Sex is meant to make people feel like quite nice.
Do you have the brain capacity to understand love?
I just don't think I love her as much as I'm meant to love her.
I don't know why, I told my dad that my imaginary friend touched me.
People die and it's horrible and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.
I'm really good at balancing spoons on my nose.
You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.
I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.
No, why would you call me man? Pumpkin, maybe, Peaches, Babe?
Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.
Try not to be the donkey to my Shrek, yeah?
Well you know it's okay not to be okay, right?
I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.
You will rue the day you ate my truffle macaroni and cheese.