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Nick Kroll

205 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Jun 5, 1978 · United States Of America · Male

Nicholas Kroll (born June 5, 1978) is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. He is best known for his role as Rodney Ruxin in the FX/FXX comedy series The League, and for creating and starring in the Comedy Central series Kroll Show. He has had supporting roles in films such as I Love You, Man, Date Night, Get Him to the Greek, Dinner for Schmucks, and A Good Old Fashioned Orgy and more prominent roles in films such as Adult Beginners, Joshy, My Blind Brother, Sausage Party, Loving, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie, and The House. 2Early life and education Kroll was born in New York State, and raised in Rye, New York. He is the son of Lynn and Jules B. Kroll, a businessman who founded Kroll Inc., a corporate investigations and risk consulting firm. The youngest child in the family, he has a brother, Jeremy, and two sisters, Vanessa and Dana. He grew up in a Conservative Jewish family, and attended the Solomon Schechter School of Westchester. He went on to high school at Rye Country Day School. During this time, he also briefly attended The Mountain School in Vermont where he developed his fondness for hiking. In 2001, Kroll graduated from Georgetown Universit

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From “I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah”

Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts. You sang great. The breath in here is… it’s terrible.

small thoughts sang great Breath terrible

From “The Pornscape”

Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?

kids masturbating animated

Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.

embarrassing fondly Beautiful

From “Sausage Party”

Douche: Come at me, bro. Frank: Come at you? What does that mean? Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]

come at me

Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick! Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy. Douche: Not you.

call a doctor

Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right? Juice Box: Dying...so cold... Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb. Light Bulb: Yes? Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.

Dummy Fuck

Douche: What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass.' did you not understand, Tequila? Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.

Threats Kill Syntax

From “Steve the Virgin”

I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin.

Gigolo Honesty virgin awkward Uncomfortable

Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.

Nervous Details fuzzy Sex explicit

Jenna Bilzerian: Steve, do you ever get lonely? Coach Steve: Of course not. I remain lonely.

Lonely remain Sad pathetic humor

From “Smooch or Share”

Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.

Enigma humor Misunderstanding awkward Misheard

From “What Is It About Boobs?”

Gena: You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. Nick: Well, you know, Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but thanks.

Muggsy Bogues Smaller Than Muggsy Bogues Short People Gena Alvarez

Andrew, I think the mother and the sister are about to fuck.

From “My Furry Valentine”

Happy Valentine's Day, my little baby Bunsen burner.

valentine's day Bunsen Burner Nicknames

I'll be here farting up in your bed.

Bed Fart Relaxed

I got it at Topman, yet it screams bottom.

Topman Bottom outfit clothing

You look like a hot hunk of cheese.

Hot hunk Cheese Metaphor Examples

You look like a hot hunk of cheese.

Hot hunk Cheese Metaphor Examples

Judd Birch: Dad, your breath smells like pussy. Elliot Birch: It always does.

Smell Vagina Breath Stinks

I love big and I love hard.

Love big hard Fierce Love

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