“Summer [Tom is listening to headphones in an elevator with Summer. She notices the music]: 'I love the Smiths.' Tom: 'Sorry? Summer: 'I said I love the Smiths.' [They stare at each other for a moment] 'You... You have good taste in music.' Tom [Repeating after her]: 'You... like the Smiths?' Summer…”Tagged: Love, Falling In Love, Music
“Tom: 'What happened? Why? Why didn't they work out?' Summer: 'What always happens. Life.'”Tagged: Dating, Love, Heartbreak
“Summer: 'I just... I just woke up one day and I knew.' Tom: 'Knew what?' Summer: 'What I was never sure of with you.'”Tagged: Dating, Love, Heartbreak
“It's these cards and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all lies and the heartache, everything.”Tagged: Love, cards, Movies, Songs, Heartache
“Do you ever do this: you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?”Tagged: Love, Signs Of Trouble
“I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it.”Tagged: Love, Feel, possibilities, Life, Worth It
“Sex is better with someone you love for the exact reason that literally everything is better with someone you love.”Tagged: Sex, humor, Happiness, Smiles
“You’re a pretty girl. This is New York City, there’s like a billion people outside that door.”Tagged: Pretty, plenty of fish, New York City
“Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this. Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.”Tagged: award, Sassy, Comeback
“The thing that freaks me out about having a kid is that you could get one and it could be shit. It could be a douche. Then you have to spend the next 18 years pretending to love it.”Tagged: kid, Scared, Freaked Out , worries
“I think maybe the reason people don't respond to you well in night clubs is because of your sad-as shit face.”Tagged: Reason, Response, Sad, face, Nightclubs
“Josh: Why were you trying to put your penis in a toilet roll? Tom: Because I'm curious-- I'm a curious guy.”Tagged: penis, size, curious, Questions
“I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.”Tagged: Relationships, Love, Couples
“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”Tagged: Happy, Sex, Prostitutes, Girlfriend, Enjoyment