“Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.”Tagged: Ignore, Be yourself, Bad Ideas, insults, Comebacks
“If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.”Tagged: Comebacks, insults, Waiting
“They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already.”Tagged: eating, Nuts, You Are What You Eat, insults
“This obviously isn't working out. I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways and start making other people miserable.”Tagged: Miserable, insults
“Please tell me this train of thought you’re on has a caboose.”Tagged: insults, Train of Thought, Caboose
“Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face—once you shove them down the stairs, that is.”Tagged: Good for Nothing, insults, Smile
“If at first you don’t succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.”Tagged: Success, Counseling, insults
“Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it since you're not that bright.”Tagged: insults, Intelligence, Need
“Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground.”Tagged: Strong, insults, Weak
“Always remember: You’re just as unique as everybody else.”Tagged: unique, Not Special, Special, insults
“Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?”Tagged: insults