“Not everyone who loves each other needs to be in a relationship, and not everyone who’s in a relationship loves each other.”Tagged: Love, Relationship, realizations
“I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘Hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘Hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘Hi I really miss you and I think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate. Why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble.”Tagged: Feelings, honest, Less Trouble, Confronting
“Some people aren’t loyal to you, they are loyal to their need of you. Once their needs change, so does their loyalty.”Tagged: Needs, People, Loyalty
“Your relationship should be a safe haven not a battlefield. The world is hard enough already.”Tagged: Love, Love & Relationships, Relationships, Love & Happiness
“Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.”Tagged: Incompatibility, Relationship, People
“Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.”Tagged: Love, Sex, Material Things, Happiness
“Someday someone will walk into your life and you'll realize why it didn't work out with someone else.”Tagged: Love, Heartbreak, breakup, overcoming breakup, Moving On
“If I love you, I won’t give up easily. Leaving is my last option, but if you push me away I will walk away knowing I gave it my all.”Tagged: Love, Letting Go, Pushing Away
“How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.”Tagged: beauty, Finding Someone, Finding Love, Perfect Person, Relationship
“There’s nothing quite like the pain in your stomach from laughing too hard with your best friend.”Tagged: Friendship, Best Friends, Laughing, Laughter
“My friends don't go crazy. They are crazy. They go normal from time to time.”Tagged: Crazy Friends, party, Wild Night Out, Girls Night Out, Friendship
“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you're always available, they take you for granted because they think you'll always stay.”Tagged: Friendships, friendship advice, Relationships, Relationship Advice
“Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind. It’s too long.”Tagged: Dick Jokes, Penis Size, Dirty Jokes
“What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date? She’s got small tits.”Tagged: Tits, Dirty Jokes, Dating
“What’s the best way to respond when a girl asks, ‘What’s up’? ‘If I tell you, will you sit on it?’”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, erection
“How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Toilet Paper, Shit
“What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator.”Tagged: Puns, Dirty Jokes, Dictators
“Why did Jesus die a virgin? Every single ‘wound’ he touched closed up.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, jesus, Anti-Christian, virgin
“What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party...except you.”Tagged: Bitch, Whore, Dirty Jokes