“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”Tagged: Roman, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”Tagged: Roman, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“How are women like linoleum floors? If you lay ’em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years or so.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Misogyny
“When is it OK to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next your girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, pubic hair, Dwarf
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.”Tagged: clitoris, Cunt, Cell Phones, Dirty Jokes
“What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Pussy, Puns, Double Entendre
“Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong socks today.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, semen
“Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Constipation
“What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? ‘Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.’”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Slut, 69, Oral Sex
“What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Puns, Double Entendre, Sperm Bank
“Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snow-blower coming.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Double Entendre, blowjob
“How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same? Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.”Tagged: Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, Dirty Jokes, breasts
“Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.”Tagged: Miss Piggy, Sesame Street, Kermit the Frog, Douche, Dirty Jokes
“What did one broke hooker say to the other? Can you lend me ten bucks ‘til I’m on my back again?”Tagged: Hooker, Dirty Jokes
“What does a slut say when her daughter asks how to spell ‘penis’? I wish you’d asked me last night, when it was on the tip of my tongue….”Tagged: Slut, penis, Dirty Jokes, Double Entendre
“What’s the real definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman’s body...except his.”Tagged: Male Chauvinism, Dirty Jokes
“What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, masturbation, Puns