“What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.”Tagged: Elephant, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“How did Burger King get Dairy Queen? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.”Tagged: Burger King, Dairy Queen, Puns, Dirty Jokes
“What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck? You can stay. Just don’t try to start anything.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”Tagged: Funny, humor
“Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, cause it has the most stories.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, 'Spit out your gum' and the other says, 'Choo choo choo.'”Tagged: Funny, humor
“Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.”Tagged: Funny, humor
“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”Tagged: Funny, humor