“Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!”Tagged: Quotes for Kids, time with your kids, laugh with your kids
“Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!”Tagged: Quotes for Kids, Frozen Movie, a joke for kids, elsa from frozen
“Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrup... ARRRRRRR!”Tagged: Quotes for Kids, time with your kids, pirates
“Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!”Tagged: Quotes for Kids, joke for kids
“You don't have to be perfect to be amazing.”Tagged: Quotes for Kids, you don't have to be perfect, important words
“From a very young age, I knew the kind of woman I wanted to become: independent.”Tagged: feminism, Strong Women, Independent
“I haven't made any bad decisions lately and I'm getting bored.”Tagged: Bad Choices, Amusing Simple Quotes, relatable quotes
“If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.”Tagged: Work Sucks, Bad Job, Hell, Cynical&Funny
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”Tagged: Cynical&Funny, Not So Cute, Uninspirational
“"Funny how I used to hate going to bed when I was younger and now it's my favorite part of the day.”Tagged: Cynical&Funny, Sleeping Better, Going to Bed Early
“I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.”Tagged: Stupid Jokes, Cynical&Funny, Sarcastic Humor
“I tried to embrace my inner child today and the little asshole bit me.”Tagged: Cynical&Funny, Dumb Humor
“I thought I was in a bad mood but it's been a few years, so I guess this is who I am now!”Tagged: Cynical&Funny, Bad Moods, Resting Bitch Face
“Today is one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.”Tagged: Coffee First, Cynical&Funny, Rough Days
“Some days I feel like I can conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.”Tagged: Relatable, Tired, Lazy, Energy
“Is it just me or do you like one eyebrow more than the other?”Tagged: self exploration, Body Positive, amusing, relatable quotes
“Every single day is a new chance to try again.”Tagged: Chance, Trying Again, Never Give Up, Inspirational