Season 10

“Hayley: Jeez, Steve. Four gallons of Lubriderm? Steve: You try living with eczema.”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving sober.”

— John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Ali Waller, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!”

— Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, John Unholz, Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“It's called 'Fortress of Solitude.' Not 'Fortress of Come on In.'”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“I don't wanna be around all these babies playing Pokémon, badly. This kid right here is just wasting his Charizard. [to the kid] You are wasting your Charizard!”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“It's about time the hunter who became the huntee becomes the hunter,… again.”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“[to a recorder] 3:43. Just peed myself. [pauses, then continues] Asparagus.”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Steve: What are you gonna name yours? Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey. Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter. Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.”

— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Snot (Voice), Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com