Season 9

“I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?”

— Erik Sommers, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.”

— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Any man who ever did anything great was just trying to show up some piece of ass who didn't give him any.”

— Lesley Wake, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Am I out of my mind...or am I out of my socks?”

— Jonathan Fener, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“The church sent missionaries to America to teach the Indians the correct method of sex. In return, they taught us the correct method of sitting in second grade.”

— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“GO THE HELL TO FRANCE!!”

— Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I wanted to be the mother of the first boy to whack it on the moon.”

— Keith Heisler, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

“Well, that was hotel sex. Still terrible.”

— Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Hayley Smith (voice), Rachael MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I have equipped you with a mechanical voice box that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man. I've also given you a micropenis, like most Chicago men.”

— Judah Miller, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.”

— Erik Durbin, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com