Season

Season 3

by Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Jessi Klein, Jason Mantzoukas, Jenny Slate and 9 others

(46 total)

Characters

Nick Kroll (63)Mark Levin (46)Andrew Goldberg (46)Jennifer Flackett (46)Maury the Hormone Monster (12)Nick Birch (6)John Mulaney (5)Andrew Glouberman (voice) (5)Jessi Klein (4)Jessi Glaser (voice) (4)

“I think I thought I was, like, a big dick boy, but I think I was just being a dick.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Boy, mean, Apology

“Reality is only a construct.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Caleb, Joe Wengert, imdb.com

Tagged: Reality, construct, Life

“You're like a demon Oprah.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Simile Examples, demon, Oprah

“Fuck you, sit on this. Fuck your family.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

Tagged: Family, Mad, Pissed Off

“Everybody seems to be doing super great, and I'm kind of not.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Super , Great, Self-Esteem

“You somehow made farting even cooler.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Farting, cool, Fun

“Smooches are for the weekend and the last I checked, it's Wednesday.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lars, Neil Casey, imdb.com

Tagged: Kissing, Smooches , Weekend

“Sorry, I fart when I'm lying.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com

Tagged: Apologies, Fart, Lies

“You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mona the Hormone Monstress, Thandie Newton, imdb.com

Tagged: face, Simile Examples, Seatbelt , hair

“You're gonna fellate him so hard, he's gonna forget the Pledge of Allegiance.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mona the Hormone Monstress, Thandie Newton, imdb.com

Tagged: Pledge of Allegiance, hard, forget

“If you whiny nobodies hate the play so much, just quit.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Whiny, Nobodies , play, Hate, Quit

“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? Coach Steve: I call it the brush. Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? Coach Steve: And my asshole. Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my v…”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, grooming, Brush

“You don't have to be an astrophysicist to know that you're a star.”

— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Lars, Neil Casey, imdb.com

Tagged: astrophysicist, Star, sweet

“I have an H and a G and all that's missing is U.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Elliot Birch (voice), Fred Armisen, imdb.com

Tagged: Hug, Love, Cute

“Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Tuna, Sandwich, Brain

“I'm like Young Sheldon, if he fucked.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

Tagged: Young Sheldon, Simile Examples

“By the end of the semester, you'll be eating your own ass.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: semester, goal, Eat, butt

“Look, in the future, we're all gonna be either a Lyft driver or a billionaire.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Lyft , Billionaire, Money

“I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Moses, Old, President

“Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Bi, sexuality