Season

Season 2

by Stephen Guarino, Seth Morris, Megan Mullally, Eliza Coupe, Elisha Cuthbert and 8 others

The second season of Happy Endings, an American television series. ABC officially renewed Happy Endings for a second season on May 13, 2011. It was later announced it would move to a new time-slot on Wednesdays at 9:30pm, as a lead-in to new series, Reven

(22 total)

Characters

David Caspe (22)Max Blum (9)Adam Pally (9)Penny Hartz (5)Casey Wilson (5)Eliza Coupe (4)Jane Williams (4)Alex Kerkovich (2)Elisha Cuthbert (2)Zachary Knighton (1)

“Brad: I don't know what's gonna happen next. Jane: None of us do. I mean, that's kind of the beauty of it.”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Mysteries, unknown

“Nothing good comes from lying.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Good, lying, Lessons

“Anyway, there are two types of guys in this world -- one guy who makes a detailed calendar of everything they're gonna do for the next five years of their life, and then the other guy, who draws weird penises on said calendar just to piss calendar guy off.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Extended Metaphor Example, calendar, joke

“Dave: Whore's Bath? Penny: Uh, yeah, David, I did take a Whore's Bath, Okay? I had a one-night stand, and I didn't have time to shower, so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes, I did. I'm sorry that I'm a modern-day single wom…”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Drink, gin, upset

“Yuk, yuk, yuk it up, because my body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Body, Temple, Metaphor Examples

“Why are you so obsessed with finding a flaw in him?”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: Flaw, Obsession, Relationships

“Every group needs a Dave!”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Group, rule, Roles

“You always change to fit a guy.”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Change, fit, Criticism

“Max: You should watch the gay history channel. Dave: That's a thing? Derrick: Yeah, it's called Bravo.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, History Channel, Bravo

“No, I'd rather be surprised by a disappointment than happy with what I expected. It's why I never ask if a pool is heated.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Expectations, Happy, Pool, heated

“Ya, TV really is nature's babysitter.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: TV, Nature, babysitter, Easy

“What a graceful swan of a lady.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Graceful, Swan, metaphor example

“Well, you lose some you lose some, right?”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Motto, Lose, Win Some Lose Some

“I love when Mare Bear lets herself laugh, you know?”

— David Caspe, Brad Williams, Damon Wayans Jr., imdb.com

Tagged: Movies, Meryl Streep, laugh, Mamma Mia

“You know what I was thinking about? If Mary Tyler Moore married and then divorced Steven Tyler, then married and divorced Michael Moore, then got into a three-way lesbian marriage with Demi Moore and Mandy Moore, would she go by the name Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore? Hm.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Inception, Marriage, Divorce, Moore

“Avi: Please, don't touch me! I'll explode like a water bottle on a cross country flight to Albuquerque. Max: Where's that flight from? Avi: JFK.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Water Bottle, flights, Personal Space

“Avi: My cleanse is pretty next level. I'm only eating clear foods, and I've given up all sexual intimacies. That's right, y'all. Avi's celibate. Penny: Are you sure that's a choice, Avi? Avi: Good dig. But jealousy is not a sweat pant that fits you well.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Diss, Jealous, burn, Sassy, Cleanse

“Woo! I'm so excited. An intervention? It's like having a surprise party for someone that's going to hate you.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: surprise, Intervention, party, Hate, Excitement

“'Animals for Change' helps to protect endangered species. Except for pandas. They have plenty of money. They are like the breast cancer of animal charities.”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Animals, Panda, charity, Money, Endangered

“Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon steaktanic! Two pounds of meat. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli. Max: Steaktanic. Dave: A half a block of smoked…”

— David Caspe, Dave Rose, Zachary Knighton, imdb.com

Tagged: Steak, food, Titanic, Hungry, big