Season

Season 1

by Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner and 1 others

(17 total)

Characters

Kim Kardashian (6)Khloé Kardashian (4)Kris Jenner (4)Scott Disick (2)Bruce Jenner (1)

“Kris: I think Kim should do Playboy. Khloé: Of course you do because you get 10%. That is sick.”

— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: Playboy, Manager, Money, Sick, Sassy

“Bruce: If you’re not sweating, you’re not working. Kim: That’s so not true.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: sweating, Working, not true

“Kim, you are doing amazing sweetie.”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

Tagged: Amazing, Sweetie, Work It, photoshoot, Encouraging

“Jewelry Saleswoman: 42 carats. $1.2 million. Kim: That’s not so bad.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, expensive, cost, Diamond

“You're such a whore.”

— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: Whore, Insult, Diss, Called Out

“Kourtney: Why did you make a sex tape? Kim: Because I was horny and I felt like it.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: sex tape, Horny, felt like it, Reason

“I hope you have your eyes on me, because I will never do anything to disrespect your daughter.”

— Scott Disick, imdb.com

Tagged: eyes on me, Watching, disrespect, Dating, Relationship

“I would just like to say, thank god you had a vasectomy a couple of years ago.”

— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: thankful, Vasectomy, years

“Are you trying to push me onto Kylie or Kendall?”

— Scott Disick, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, young, Age

“There’s a lot of baggage that comes with us. But it’s like Louis Vuitton baggage. You always want it.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: Baggage, Louis Vuitton, Want, expensive, Desirable

“My sisters say I’m a bitch, but I always have their best interests at heart.”

— Khloé Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: Sisters, Bitch, best interest, heart

“Khloé: Are you drunk? Kris: We just came to fix the party.”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Alcohol, party

“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

Tagged: mother, Manager, sex tape, Job, upset

“The princess is in the building!”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: princess, Building

“You want to know what the life of a male when you have little girls is? They just love their daddy, everything is great, and then they hit about 12. But then you know what happens? Your wife hits menopause. That’s the life of a male right there.”

— Bruce Jenner, imdb.com

Tagged: Male, Fatherhood, Girls, Menopause, Life

“I am starving.”

— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com

Tagged: food, Hungry, Mood, starving

“I think she has a little junk in the trunk!”

— Kris Jenner, imdb.com

Tagged: Junk, trunk, fat, butt