Season

Parks and Recreation Season 5

by Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari and 13 others

The fifth season of Parks and Recreation originally aired in the United States on the NBC television network, from September 20, 2012 and concluded on May 2, 2013. This season consisted of 22 episodes.

(15 total)

Characters

Nick Offerman (8)Ron Swanson (8)Greg Daniels (3)Joe Mande (3)Andy Dwyer (2)Aziz Ansari (2)Amy Poehler (2)Michael Schur (2)Tom Haverford (2)Norm Hiscock (2)

“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”

— Daniel J. Goor, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: Inspirational

“I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. And Bette Midler. Obviously.”

— Alan Yang, Joe Mande, April Ludgate, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com

Tagged: Music, Listen, Reggae, Halloween, Bette Midler

“I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”

— Joe Mande, Mona-Lisa, Jenny Slate, imdb.com

Tagged: Understand, no, Start a fire, bathroom

“I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.”

— Alexandra Rushfield, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

Tagged: Fine, Pointless, Nothing Matters, Tired

“Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.”

— Greg Levine, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com

Tagged: Work, little, ball out, spend

“I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.”

— Aisha Muharrar, Norm Hiscock, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari, imdb.com

Tagged: Sweat Pants, Nicholas Sparks, Lean Into It

“I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.”

— Aisha Muharrar, Megan Amram, Andy Dwyer, Chris Pratt, imdb.com

Tagged: sushi, eating, Throw Up, Sick

“Breakfast food can serve many purposes.”

— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Absurd, Breakfast Food

“Ann: Do you exercise? Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.”

— Megan Amram, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcohol, Lovemaking, woodworking, yoga, Alcoholism

“There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.”

— Matt Murray, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: motivation, Fear, Money, Hunger

“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.”

— Norm Hiscock, Joe Mande, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Dogs, cats, Small Dogs

“I regret nothing. The end.”

— Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Regret, Nothing, The End

“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.”

— Matt Murray, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Do Something, Nothing, helps, Work

“There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.”

— Dave King, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Skim Milk, lying, Water, Personification Examples

“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”

— Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: dog, fifty pounds, Cat, useless