Season 4

“I feel the same way as I do when people tell me they like cats, you know? I can't look at them from the outside and try and find sense or purpose.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Becky Lucas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Alan, David Roberts, imdb.com

“Ella: Think maybe you're going to get naked with Arnold? Josh: I really don’t want to, but I’m also a very shit guy, and if he’s standing there looking cute and he’s forward enough, then of course I will. Of course, of course.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Just what I think, I think the key is, right, is just stop being afraid of death altogether. Like don’t you think it’s a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying? Like, in the grand scheme of things, like the billions of people and the millions of years, and the stardust and the mammoths, and Taylo…”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, imdb.com

“Uh, well, I waited for him to finish smoking his meth, and then we had sex, which, which, I would’ve thought that I wouldn’t have had sex with someone after they smoked meth, but no, there I was, doing it. Turns out I am surprisingly easy-going.”

— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“I’m stuck being white. White people are the worst.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Josh: Is that meth? George: Yeah. Just have a little bit. Josh: Sure, of course. It’s Tuesday night, after all.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Josh: You seem upset. Hannah: You seem observant.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Hannah, Hannah Gadsby, imdb.com

“I don’t need you, you know? You know, there’s a lot of girls out there looking for a gay best friend.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“So many people just love being peed on.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com

“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“You put your feelings on credit and make me pay for them later.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, imdb.com

“Porridge is too cheerful for this shit.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Hannah, Hannah Gadsby, imdb.com

“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com

“I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.”

— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com