Season 5

“So what are you looking forward to most about being a Mu Pi? Doing your toenails with the other girls, or highlighting each other's hair?”

— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Pete: Hey, hi, I'm... I'm Pete, from your English Lit class. I was wondering if you'd, uh... you'd like to, um... Roxie: ...grade your pickup line? D minus. Sabrina: That wasn't a pickup line. Pete: Oh, actually, it was. You, uh, wanna go to a movie Saturday night?”

— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: They have parties on Monday night? Josh: This is college. They have parties every night.”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs. Miles: Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from? Sabrina: Pigs and chicken butts? Miles: Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my templ…”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Roxie: Look, you seem very nice. Sabrina: Thanks. Roxie: I have no room in my life for people like that.”

— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Roxie: Miles, tell her that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a bogus holiday engineered by the greeting card industry. Miles: In cahoots with the flower companies and candy manufacturers. I have a hunch the Trilateral Commission is also involved. Sabrina: That's so cute, I never realized how muc…”

— Dan Berendsen, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Hilda: Sabrina, I do not want a birthday party, I do not want one on the beach, I do not want one with a sneach, I do not want one up in space, I do not want one any place! Sabrina: A party in Whoville?”

— Laurie Gelman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“I hate doctors! They poke you, and ask if that hurts. Of course it hurts, you just poked me!”

— Laurie Gelman, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Zelda: Mother's maiden name? Sabrina: Becker. Hilda: Favorite dessert that doesn't involve chocolate? Sabrina: There isn't one. How long is this going to go on? Zelda: Until we make absolutely sure you're the real Sabrina. Hilda: Say "Woo hoo". Sabrina: Woo hoo. Salem: Imposter! J'accuse! Sabrina: B…”

— Ruth Bennett, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com