Season
Season 5
by Melissa Joan Hart, Nick Bakay, Beth Broderick, Caroline Rhea, Paula Hart and 13 others
(29 total)
Characters
“Miles: Why should I pay $5 to get rejected when I do it so well for free? Sabrina: Well, for every girl who says no, you're that much closer to the one that will say yes. Dating is a numbers game! Miles: So, getting rejected by twenty girls in one night is a good thing? Sabrina: Yeah, for only five…”
— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Roxie: Hey, what's that for? Sabrina: Josh and I are throwing a singles party at the coffeehouse. I'm sure you think it's stupid. Roxie: I haven't been on a date in five months. I can live with stupid. Sabrina: Well, there's no motivation like desperation.”
— Adam England, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, guys, what's going on? Morgan: We're clearing out of here. Grab all you can carry. Roxie: It turns out it wasn't you. The whole house is possessed. Miles: And unlike scantily-dressed teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave.”
— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity. Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer? Miles: For your own protection.”
— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Morgan Cavanaugh, Elisa Donovan, imdb.com
“James: All right, let's see, you've been expelled from twelve different schools, you forced fourteen teachers into early retirement, one into a straitjacket. On the other hand, you were the top seller in the Other Realm High magazine drive. Sabrina: That's what I love about Amanda, she's a real go-g…”
— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas? Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights. Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes? Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a vis…”
— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside? Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig. Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
— Barry Vigon, Tom Walla, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
“Roxie: This is journalism, you write the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Sabrina: But what if the chips destroy somebody? Roxie: I think I'm beginning to understand who Sabrina Spellman is. You can't handle the truth! Sabrina: I can handle the truth. I just can't handle the guilt.”
— Laurie Gelman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com