Season

Season 1

by Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn and 12 others

The first season of the American comedy-drama television series Scrubs premiered on NBC on October 2, 2001 and concluded on May 21, 2002 and consists of 24 episodes. Scrubs was created by Bill Lawrence who wrote the pilot as well as 3 other episodes in th

(9 total)

Characters

John 'J.D.' Dorian (5)Zach Braff (5)Judy Reyes (3)Carla Espinosa (3)Garrett Donovan (2)Neil Goldman (2)Mike Schwartz (2)Matt Tarses (2)Perry Cox (1)Debra Fordham (1)

“I think one of the most universal human experiences is feeling alone. You'd never know it, but there's most likely tons of people feeling the exact same way. Maybe because you're feeling abandoned. Maybe because you realize that you aren't as self-sufficient as you thought. Maybe because you know yo…”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Alone, Abandoned, Low Point, Mindset, Choice

“He doesn't know that I cry sometimes because... I'm not sure there's a cat heaven.”

— Eric Weinberg, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: cry, Cat Heaven, cats

“Maybe the mistake we make is thinking our parents will change. And maybe they did a better job than we give them credit for. And maybe there, amid all the crap they dumped on us, are some things worth keeping. Like a passion for something you never knew you had. Or the ability to constantly surround…”

— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Parents, Change, Friends, Love, Growing Up

“Relationships don't work the way they do on television and in the movies. Will they? Won't they? And then they finally do, and they're happy forever. Gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren't right for each other to begin with, and half of the ones who get married get divorced…”

— Gabrielle Allan, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Relationships, Divorce, Right For Each Other, Couples

“Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?”

— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Expectations, good in bed, Star Wars, Insecure

“Elliot: Listen, Carla, I can't even pretend that I can give you tips on intercourse... Carla: I got one for you, stop calling it that.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Intercourse, Sassy, tips

“J.D.: Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything! [aloud] Banana hammock! Dr. Cox: I'm betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.”

— Debra Fordham, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Banana Hammock, tension, Under Pressure, Sassy, awkward

“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night? J.D.: Really? Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder. J.D.: ...You slut.”

— Mike Schwartz, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, sarcastic, bus, drool, Date

“J.D.: So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt. Carla: You should bring it in someday.”

— Mike Schwartz, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Cute Butt, butt, Witty Dialogue, Sassy