Season

Season 5

by Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn and 17 others

The fifth season of the American comedy-drama television series Scrubs premiered on NBC on January 3, 2006 and concluded on May 16, 2006 and consists of 24 episodes. For the first twelve episodes, two new episodes were broadcast back-to-back every Tuesday

(10 total)

Characters

John C. McGinley (3)Perry Cox (3)Judy Reyes (2)Donald Faison (2)Carla Espinosa (2)Christopher Turk (2)John 'J.D.' Dorian (2)Zach Braff (2)Tad Quill (1)Garrett Donovan (1)

“Carla: Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex? Turk: Baby! J.D.: Relax, Brown Bear, there's no shame in cry-maxing.”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Crying, Cry-Maxing, orgasm, No Shame

“Barbie why did you order this test? For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor? Hmmm?”

— Mike Schwartz, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Dr. Pepper, Real Doctor, Witty, SASS, Rude

“Carla: I'm having a weird pregnancy craving. Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage? The Todd: I've got a hot Italian sausage for you, right here!”

— Tad Quill, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Pregnancy Cravings, food, Sausage, Dick Jokes

“Carla: I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up. Turk: I just put some pizza rolls on the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go. Carla: Oh, my god, I can't stand it, 30 more seconds. Turk: OK baby, don't get too excited, they have to cool off for at leas…”

— Janae Bakken, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

Tagged: Pregnancy Test, Pizza Rolls, Waiting, Miscommunication, food

“Dr. Cox: And Gandheroo, I need you to talk to a young, pregnant black girl who will not let me call her mom. Turk: Why would she listen to me? Dr. Cox: I may have told her that you were Kanye West.”

— Eren Celeboglu, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Kanye West, Listening, celebrity, young, pregnant

“J.D.: Morning, Elliot. By the way, Julie's here, but I'm not gonna kiss and tell. Elliot: Oh, really, 'cause I just got your text. That said 'Bone City.'”

— Bill Callahan, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Kiss-and-tell, Bone City, Texting, Friends

“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”

— Aseem Batra, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

Tagged: Mad, Danny Devito, bald, angry, Marriage

“Dr. Kelso: This Friday, I am receiving an award from the A.M.A.— Dr. Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill You and Stuff You and Leave You by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch…”

— Tim Hobert, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Awards, Bastard, insults, Sassy, Hatred

“Carla: J.D., you have to get out! This place is tiny and I'm sick of seeing your man-panties hanging all over the bathroom. J.D.: They're called boxers, Carla. Carla: They're satin, J.D.”

— Eric Weinberg, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Man-Panties, Boxers, Satin, comfortable

“Jason, when you're filling out a female patient's exam report, her breasts can be "healthy" or "unhealthy," but never "bangin' double-Ds."”

— Bill Lawrence, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: breasts, healthy, unhealthy, Big Breasts, Double-Ds