Season

Season 2

by Craig Robinson, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper, Mindy Kaling, Clark Duke and 38 others

The second season of the American situation comedy television series, The Office, premiered in the United States on NBC on September 20, 2005, and ended on May 11, 2006. The season had 22 episodes, including its first 40-minute "super-sized" episode. The

(26 total)

Characters

Michael Scott (21)Steve Carell (21)Michael Schur (8)Mindy Kaling (7)B.J. Novak, (4)Gene Stupnitsky (3)Greg Daniels (2)Creed Bratton (2)Paul Lieberstein (2)Lee Eisenberg (2)

“Michael is like Mozart, and I’m like Butch Cassidy. You mess with Mozart and you’re gonna get bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.”

— Michael Schur, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Mozart, Butch Cassidy

“Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don't know if you guys know about it, but, basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.”

— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: reverse psychology, Psychology

“Oh, look! A Sbarro. My favorite New York pizza joint. And I'm going to go get me a New York slice!”

— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: New york Pizza, New York City

“Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square... named for the good times you have when you're in it.”

— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Times Square, New York City

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.”

— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: early bird, night owl, Early Bird Gets The Worm

“I mean, I'm not a slut but who knows.”

— Paul Lieberstein, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com

Tagged: what does it mean to be a slut, Live Your Best Life, relationships and hookups

“I feel God in this Chili's tonight.”

— Mindy Kaling, Pam Beesly, Jenna Fischer, imdb.com

Tagged: Feel, God, Chili's

“When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung.”

— Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton, Creed Bratton, imdb.com

Tagged: teenager, iron lung, Back in the Day

“I don't want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don't think that's too much to ask.”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: special treatment, family member, physical trauma, too much to ask

“I want you to rub butter on my foot...Pam, please? I have Country Crock.”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: butter, Foot, Country Crock, Pain, Relief

“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sl…”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: breakfast, Bed, Smell, Bacon, George Foreman Grill

“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, ‘Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.’”

— Michael Schur, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: presents, Care, Love, dollars, Money

“You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.”

— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: white collar, Blue Collar, play on words, Work

“I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”

— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: forward, Arrest, Guy, passing drugs

“It's not like booze ever kil*** anyone.”

— Greg Daniels, Steve Carell, Michael Scott, amazon.com

Tagged: booze, killed, Alcohol

“Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work.”

— Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: Great Friends, hang out, Work, Friendship

“Yes it is true! I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: True, Online Dating, username, Little Kid Lover, Priorities

“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.”

— Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: boss, teaching others, Dancing, leader

“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”

— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: cold, train, dead, Stiff, expressionless

“Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?”

— Jennifer Celotta, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: doing alcohol, Drug, cool, Drinking, Alcohol