Season

Season 8

by Craig Robinson, Ed Helms, Ellie Kemper, Mindy Kaling, Creed Bratton and 39 others

The eighth season of the American television comedy The Office commenced airing on the National Broadcasting Company in the United States on September 22, 2011, and concluded on May 10, 2012, consisting of 24 episodes. The series is an American adaptation

(23 total)

Characters

Dwight Schrute (7)Rainn Wilson (7)Mindy Kaling (7)Justin Spitzer (5)Andy Bernard (4)B.J. Novak, (4)Ed Helms (4)Warren Lieberstein (3)Randall Einhorn (3)Ryan Howard (3)

“You're a perfectly fine toilet... I'm just an extraordinary piece of crap.”

— Steve Hely, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: is this a compliment?, Piece of Shit

“A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.”

— Warren Lieberstein, Halsted Sullivan, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: What Makes a real man?, Real Men Do This

“Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.”

— Amelie Gillette, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Peacocks, Powerpoint Presentations

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

Tagged: Idiot, Stupid, dumb, Everyone, Work

“I'm in love with Kelly Kapoor. And I don't know how I'm gonna feel tomorrow or the next day or the day after that, but I do know that right here, right now, all I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her. Again, that could change.”

— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Indecisive, fuckboy, Change, Today

“Maybe we weren't right together, but, it's weird. I'd rather she be alone than with somebody. Is that love?”

— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

Tagged: Rude, Love, fuckboy, immature person, Alone

“Oscar Martinez: I am dying to know what's in there. Andy Bernard: Yeah, I know Oscar; we all are, but nobody's gonna open it. You'd have to be insane. Creed Bratton: Hi, hello.”

— Randall Einhorn, Creed Bratton, Creed Bratton, imdb.com

Tagged: insane, Dying, hello, Contextual Quotes, humor

“Pam Beesly: Oscar thinks that having a dog is just like having a baby. Angela Martin-Lipton: News flash: If you didn't carry it around for nine months, it isn't your kid. Pam Beesly: Exactly. Unless you adopted, of course. Angela Martin-Lipton: That is where we disagree.”

— Warren Lieberstein, Angela Martin, Angela Kinsey, imdb.com

Tagged: Birth, Motherhood, Child, Adoption, Rude

“Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of painkillers, drank a bottle of wine, took my pants off. I just feel good.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Wine, painkillers, Good Day, Tough

“Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream. I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.”

— Warren Lieberstein, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com

Tagged: Bored, Scream, dramatic, Drama Queen, humor

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.”

— Daniel Chun, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Life Is Short, Motto, Sexy, Corpse

“Oscar Martinez: Don't you want to see the baby? Dwight Schrute: Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.”

— Aaron Shure, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Baby, humor, Genetics, Senator, Mash Up

“The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to b…”

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Perfect, father, corporate, Competence, Pork

“I haven't proposed to anyone in years.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

Tagged: Proposal, Irony, humor, awkward

“My ex is meeting my sex. Which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis. That's just part of it.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

Tagged: Ex, Sex, Significant Other, awkward, scary

“Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

Tagged: Christmas, MIstletoe, kiss, Sexual Assault

“The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.”

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: History, Civil War, irresponsible, erasure, Forgotten

“Pam Beesly: Dwight, am I hot right now? Dwight Schrute: Why would I or anyone else think that you're hot right now? I can't impregnate you, and that's the driving force between male-female attraction.”

— Allison Silverman, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Hot, Attractive, Sex, Impregnate, Attraction

“Ryan Howard: I'd like to make a toast: to the troops. All the troops. Both sides. Party guest: That's weird.”

— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com

Tagged: humor, awkward, Toast, The Troops, both sides

“There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.”

— Justin Spitzer, Jim Halpert, John Krasinski, imdb.com

Tagged: Billboard, graffiti, Phallic, awkward, vandalism