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Quotes tagged ‘Money’

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Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!

— Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, John Unholz, Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Potsie: We didn't get the job, I know it. Ralph: You'd better be wrong. I already spent the money we didn't earn from the last job we didn't get.

— Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Ralph Malph, Donnie Most, imdb.com

The holy trinity. A drink, a lady, and a whole lot of cash.

— Sal Calleros, Vince Lonigan, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com

Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.

— Steve Hely, Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Francine: You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back. Stan: You made all this in one day? Francine: That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

As far as I can make out 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the 'youth culture.' So they come up with this fake concept of 'seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research…

— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

It sounded too good to be true. And it was.

— Clare Nicholson, thefinancialdiet.com

You wanna hire this hero? The price just doubled.

— Cheo Hodari Coker, Luke Cage, Mike Colter, imdb.com

Just because you're a woke superhero doesn't mean you have to be a broke superhero.

— Cheo Hodari Coker, Bobby Fish, Ron Cephas Jones, imdb.com

Lieutenant Perez: Oh, uh... the ex-wife. Took all my money and she still needs the dick. Misty: Glad to see chivalry isn't dead.

— Nathan Louis Jackson, Misty Knight, Simone Missick, imdb.com

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

— Julie Plec, Andrew Kreisberg, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com

Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.

— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com

Forbes values her company, which has since added other cosmetics like eye shadow and concealer, at nearly $800 million. Jenner owns 100% of it.

— Natalie Robehmed, forbes.com

Peralta: This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle, he died a year ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in. Gina: You mean like a dining room? Peralta: Yeah. But in Manhattan.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Peralta: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please. Clerk: That will be $1,600. Peralta: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Diaz: Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken? Gina: Emotionally? $700 million.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com

Sex. I know what you're thinking. 'I paid $80,000 a year for this? What does sex have to do with criminal law?'. Everything.

— Joe Fazzio, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com

I can't believe how much money I've spent fucking up my life.

— Kate Robin, Brenda Chenowith, Rachel Griffiths, imdb.com

Just give me my money so I can get the fuck out of here already.

— Courtney A. Kemp, Gary Lennon, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

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