“Now. First thing's first. Be honest. How do I look?”— Russell T Davies, The Doctor, David Tennant, imdb.com
“I discovered I don't I don't have to flaunt it to be attractive...if you know what I mean”— Alan Rafkin, Joan Rossi, Emma Gemignani, imdb.com
“Harold Clemens: [Referring to high school] I'm sure you were very attractive. Mary Hartman: [Charmed] Really? [Changing her tone] What do you think happened to me?”— Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Hartman, Louise Lasser, imdb.com
“I'm gonna look back on my time with you and remember you as an extraordinarily good smelling woman with a magical ass, and you're smart, so you can even get away with being less attractive, and you'd still be fairly attractive.”— Sharon Horgan, Rob Norris, Rob Delaney, imdb.com
“Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality. Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.”— David Shore, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com
“Pedophile: So, uh, which boy is yours? Stan: The hot one, duh.”— Jeff Kauffmann, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“If you accidentally knock your wife up, you have to name the baby Jonathan because it’s totally my fault because I got you this haircut. And if you have a little girl, it could be my last name with an ‘a,’ which is Vanessa, which is also coincidentally my drag name.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“When your best look is fresh out of bed Sasquatch, it is not inspiring for your lady. At all.”— Jonathan Van Ness, imdb.com
“'Thin Thighs For Your Man.' But I don't like men with thin thighs.”— Rachelle Romberg, Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer, Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com
“Jenna: Jack, can we talk? One ten to another. Jack: I’m an eleven, but continue.”— Vali Chandrasekaran, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“I can never tell if guys are attractive in a loserly way or if they’re just losers.”— Lena Dunham, Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com
“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both! Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”— Charlie Day, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Oh, he's a terrible person! He is a terrible, terrible... dreamboat. Like, it's weird how good looking he is. Right? It's like he's chiseled out of evil marble.”— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Paula Proctor, Donna Lynne Champlin, imdb.com
“Greg: You're pretty, and you're smart, and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type. Rebecca: I'm sorry, what were you saying? Greg: Perfect.”— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com
“High on the feeling of tackling something I never thought I would do, I felt sexy as hell.”— Nora Taylor, manrepeller.com
“Elaine: Is it possible I’m not attractive as I think I am? Jerry: Anything’s possible.”— Larry David, Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Starla: My God, you are attractive! Dean: Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake. Starla: [staring at Dean] I'm sorry, I just... I can't even concentrate. It's like staring... into the sun.”— John Shiban, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com