Quotes tagged ‘Bras’

“Martin: Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some 'foundation garments.' Frasier: I think they call them 'bras' now. Martin: Not these, you don't. You could cross the River Kwai on one of those babies.”

— Jeffrey Richman, Martin Crane, John Mahoney, imdb.com

“Ida: As a matter of fact, I'm not wearing a bra. Rhoda: Ma! Go upstairs and put some clothes on! Ida: What's the matter, you can't handle somebody who's a little 'with it?' Rhoda: You're not with it. You're without it. Now go upstairs and get it.”

— Lorenzo Music, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com

“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Tina Belcher, Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“That's the bra I gave her, she's wearing it as a top! The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. She's a menace to society.”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“You know, selling bras exclusively to women, we're really only utilizing fifty percent of the market.”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Sid Farkus, Patrick Cronin, imdb.com

“Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere’?”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

“A bra is for ladies. I'm talking about a support undergarment specifically designed for men.”

— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friend’s bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

“You never forget where you were when you learned the swimsuit models are wearing bras they airbrush out of the pictures. They DON'T have magic boobs that don't sag or look squished flat. They're wearing bras. Your breasts are great! It is the SWIMSUIT that makes them look weird. If you could wear an…”

— Nicole Cliffe, twitter.com

“Buy enough to last. Depending on how often it's washed and worn, the average bra can last from 6 months to a year without getting stretched out. Investing in two or three styles at once means you'll have plenty of choices in the months ahead.”

— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com

“You should be able to comfortably fasten a bra on the second or third hook—if only the last hook will do, it's too small.”

— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com

“Try it on the right way. Lean about halfway forward, swoop and scoop your breast tissue into the cups, then fasten the back. Stand up and adjust the straps to ensure that all of your breast tissue is where it should be.”

— Alyssa Shaffer, womansday.com

“When you cannot get the band to fit you correctly even on the tightest closure, it is probably time to replace your bra.”

— Alicia Fannin, fashion.allwomenstalk.com

“The underwires of your bra are designed to lay flush to your skin. If they are pulling out from your body at an angle, your bra is in need of replacement.”

— Alicia Fannin, fashion.allwomenstalk.com

“Certain materials can cause your bra size to fit tighter. So if you find a brand or bra you love, try a different fabric to get the fit you want.”

— Ni'Kesia Pannell, romper.com

“Most women who wear the two most common bra sizes (34B and 36C) are actually not wearing the proper size. These average sizes mislead women into picking them by tag, rather than by fit.”

— Anonymous, yourtango.com

“For women with breasts of different size, wear a t-shirt bra with an extra pad in the cup of your smaller breast. This will give both your breasts an equal look.”

— Aditi Patel, womenpla.net

“For women with breasts closely set, buy a nice push-up bra to shape the chest.”

— Aditi Patel, womenpla.net

“For women with breasts wide apart, buy a low cut balcony shape bra.”

— Aditi Patel, womenpla.net