Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!
— Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, John Unholz, Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!
— Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, John Unholz, Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
Potsie: We didn't get the job, I know it. Ralph: You'd better be wrong. I already spent the money we didn't earn from the last job we didn't get.
The holy trinity. A drink, a lady, and a whole lot of cash.
Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.
— Steve Hely, Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
Francine: You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine! Here's your $5,000 back. Stan: You made all this in one day? Francine: That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change.
— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
As far as I can make out 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the 'youth culture.' So they come up with this fake concept of 'seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research…
— Glenn Eichler, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com
It sounded too good to be true. And it was.
You wanna hire this hero? The price just doubled.
Just because you're a woke superhero doesn't mean you have to be a broke superhero.
Lieutenant Perez: Oh, uh... the ex-wife. Took all my money and she still needs the dick. Misty: Glad to see chivalry isn't dead.
— Nathan Louis Jackson, Misty Knight, Simone Missick, imdb.com
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
— Julie Plec, Andrew Kreisberg, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.
— David E Kelley, Jonathan Shapiro, Billy McBride, Billy Bob Thornton, imdb.com
Forbes values her company, which has since added other cosmetics like eye shadow and concealer, at nearly $800 million. Jenner owns 100% of it.
Peralta: This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle, he died a year ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in. Gina: You mean like a dining room? Peralta: Yeah. But in Manhattan.
— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
Peralta: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please. Clerk: That will be $1,600. Peralta: Great, I'd like your $8-Est bottle of wine, please.
— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
Diaz: Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken? Gina: Emotionally? $700 million.
— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com
Sex. I know what you're thinking. 'I paid $80,000 a year for this? What does sex have to do with criminal law?'. Everything.
I can't believe how much money I've spent fucking up my life.
Just give me my money so I can get the fuck out of here already.
— Courtney A. Kemp, Gary Lennon, Tommy Egan, Joseph Sikora, imdb.com
Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.