50 Dr. Ruth Quotes That Will Encourage You To Orgasm ASAP

“Someone declared July 31st National Orgasm Day. How terrible... everyday should be orgasm day!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“If you have an STD, the deadly HIV or another, you must tell your partners. If you don't have the courage, then masturbate.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“I get letters from couples whose sex life has died and they don't know why. Hidden resentment can be one cause.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Couples should talk about how often they want to have sex and then try to meet whatever goal they agree on. Communication is key.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“With school starting kids sad to be getting homework again. Adults on the other hand like the homework I give. Try new position tonight!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“I know roses are the traditional Vanetine's Day offering but a canister of whipped cream might be nice addition to spice things up.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Until they recall all those exploding airbags I'd suggest if you're going to have sex in a car do it in the back seat. Safer and more room.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“I could probably talk penis size 24/7/365 and still not get through some thick skulls. It's all your skills at sex that count!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Following elections can lead to high blood pressure which leads to erecile problems so for sake of your sex life, don't follow elections.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Serious note, Zika virus can be transmitted through sex so not just pregnant women need to be careful but their partners as well.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“If you're single and going to wear a risque costume on Halloween make sure it has a little pocket to hide a condom.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Good sex takes good communications and if topic like menstruation is off limits then that makes talking about sex harder, too.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“If you're too young to have made love with In The Still of the Night playing in background you should try it.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Did you get the deal you wanted on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Just remember that orgasms are free and always available!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Supreme Court took no position on contraception yesterday. Well without contraception, no position is the only safe position!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Whatever you do, don't stay home in the A/C. Only way to meet people is to leave the safety of your home.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Saying you'll do entire Kama Sutra probably won't happen but trying one or two new positions can really help your sex life.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Today's National Sandwich Day and no I don't recommend threesomes even on a day like today.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Reading the newspaper before a 1st date will make sure you have something more substantial than sauerkraut to make conversation easier.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Know what artisanal sex is? It's when you make up the moves rather than copy what you've seen in a porn video.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Hope you haven't let another hump day slip through your fingers though I suppose slippery fingers are an indication of something.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Can't decide between watching World Series or GOP debate? That's easy, turn TV off and stare into each other's eyes.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Some people are voting today. Some people are having sex. They're not mutually exclusive but not in the polling booth, please!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Happy Festivus, the day where everyone is encouraged to do a little pole dancing!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“If you're making New Year's resolutions about sex, make them realistic. I don't want you to be disappointed.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“And what's stopping these people from masturbating before they get in their car? Maybe it's time they got their own place, no?”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“I always said masturbation was the only truly form of Safe Sex but with people masturbating in cars, no longer true.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“Guys if you put in as much anticipation into Val Day that you do the Super Bowl I guarantee you'd score more points w/the ladies.”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“With all these layers people are wearing a friendly game of strip poker might have to go into OT!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com

“They're predicting a blizzard for the East Coast. Hope you've all stocked up on condoms!”

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com