“All social media is just pics of people with those cartoon dog ears and a dog tongue on.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Snapchat, Dogs, filters, Photos
“When people Instagram inspirational quotes it makes me feel like their lives are falling apart.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Inspirational, Instagram, Motivational, Quotes
“Don't ever tell me the person you think I look like. It will offend me, and my reaction will offend you.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: offended, comparison, reactions
“Nothing scarier than a friend texting you he wants to "talk about stuff."”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Texting, Communication, talk, Fear
“There should be a saint for impossible crushes because he or she would be prayed to A LOT.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: crushes, prayer, saints
“Hey I had oatmeal for breakfast today like everyone's always telling me to, and guess what, it sucked.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: healthy, breakfast, oatmeal
“Guys. There is no reason to say "One-two-three" before you take a photo. Just take a million photos.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Photos, Selfies, Social Media
“When bae is super smart, slightly mean, very sexy, totally unavailable and you're still like who cares, he bae.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: bae, Sexy, Smart, mean
“This giant glasses trend is good for us big heads shhhh.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: glasses, trend, style
“I love walking dead but I never want them to grieve or question their humanity. Head stab! Head stab! Kiss someone! Head stab!”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: the walking dead, humanity, Death, Kissing
“A small, impossible crush is the best gift you can give yourself.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: crushes, Love, Unrequited
“WHAT. Sherlock Holmes brother also created the show Sherlock?! Oh man he really is smart.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: sherlock, Writing, Intelligence
“My greatest fear, that my sweatshirt that says "la playa" on it would be misunderstood as "L.A. Playa", was realized.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: beach, sweatshirt, clothing, Misunderstanding
“Fervent but unimportant opinion: bedrooms shouldn't have televisions. Bedrooms are for three things, watchin TV ain't one of them.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Opinion, bedroom, Sex, Television
“People who are having dinner with me tonight, please watch Formation first so you feel included in the convo.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Music, Beyonce, Dinner
“Just met Dave Chappelle, no one else to impress, so I can throw my makeup bag away.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: dave chappelle, impress, Makeup
“Hey, awards show speech givers, none of us can see the countdown clock, mentioning it means nothing to us, it's like talking about a dream.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: award show, Dreams, Advice
“Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: crime shows, Murder, obsessions, trends
“I'm on the Today Show tomorrow offering up my doable New Years resolutions! Just kidding, F resolutions, I'm talking bout books I love!”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Books, Resolutions, New Year
“100% of my crushes are born in my procrastination to write.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: procrastination, Writing, crushes
“Making a murderer or the first Serial? I need to know which murder thing to be obsessed with. Thanks.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Murder, Television, obsessions
“I feel a lot of pressure to buy a drone.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: drone, pressure, electronics
“When people Instagram photos of them looking silly or stupid I feel like they are successful and sane.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Instagram, Success, photographs, Sanity
“"Super Bowl 50? Oh, you mean Super Bowl L." Me, classics major, very popular at my viewing party.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: super bowl, Football, classy
“Like you know the whole cast of Mad Max Fury Road had major BO but it was so badass so who cares?”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Movies, body odor, Smell
“I want Steve Carell to play Ted Cruz in a biopic and I want to write it”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Ted Cruz, Movies, writer, Politics
“LA is just a bunch of hella dramatic married people.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.comTagged: Los Angeles, Marriage, Drama