If You Are Still Single In Your 20s, These Quotes Will Make You Feel Less Alone

50 quotes

Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.

“I'm not super attractive but I have a Netflix account, strong Wifi and love take out.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Attractive, Neflix, Wifi

“I'm an optimist except when it comes to love, politics, government, relationships, environment and the future.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Optimism, Love, Politics, Future

“You seem like you're ready to settle, wanna date?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Settling, Dating, Relationships

“Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Weekends, Disappointed, Friday

“Rainy days are the perfect time to snuggle up and watch my life go down the drain.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Rain, Snuggling, Downhill

“I just want to be old enough to not give a f*ck.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Age, no fucks, old age

“Sunday's are for Football and remembering how much you hate your job.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Football, Work, Sunday

“Can't wait to convince myself to go out tonight and then wish I was in a human blanket burrito on the couch the whole time.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: plans, Night Out, Regrets

“Take a breath and remember your Mom thinks you're the Sh*t.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: mother, Parents, compliments

“Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Dating, Dinner, food

“Cuddling is fun until you feel like your overheating and you're pretty sure you're in a loving headlock.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: cuddling, Snuggling, Overheated

“I like the way you check your phone while I'm talking to you, wanna date?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Dating, Texting, phones

“I can't believe I'm an adult.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: adult, Adulting, 20-Somethings

“I just want to make my Mom proud but I'd settle on making my Dog proud.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: proud, mother, Parents, dog

“Falling in love is cool, but have you ever finished a whole pizza by yourself and then wondered what was for dessert?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Love, Pizza, dessert

“I like the way you ignore me, wanna date?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: hard to get, Ignoring, Dating

“You might not think I'm cute now but talk to me after 4 vodkas 2 plates of nachos and lack of a ride home.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Relationships, Dating, vodka

“Apparently, real life started and no one told me.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Real Life, Reality, Adulting

“My unborn kids are already embarrassed of me.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: kids, Children, embarrassed

“Has anyone seen my self respect?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Self-Respect, Respect, Self-Love

“I wouldn't date me.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Dating, Relationships, Self-hatred

“You should know by now that I don't know better.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Stupid, dumb, Mistakes

“How do I look? Lie to me.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Lies, beauty, looks

“I like advice as long as it agrees with what I was thinking.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Advice, Opinions, Thoughts

“My life is like a romantic comedy except I'm the best friend.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Romantic Comedies, Movies, Best friend

“My issues have issues.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: issues, Problems, Troubles

“My life is like a reality show without the camera crew.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Reality TV, Shows, Television

“You make me want to be a better person and I'm already awesome.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Better Person, Self-improvement, Awesome, H4D-11

“Am I hungry because I hate myself, or do I hate myself because I'm hungry?”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: Hungry, food, Self-hatred

“If there's not an exclamation point in your text, I assume you're mad at me.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

Tagged: texts, angry, Grammar