Latest Quotes

“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”

— Jemaine Clement, Paul Simms, Stefani Robinson, Nastasia Demetriou, Jason Woliner, Marika Sawyer, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, Pilot

“You know what I like the most about being rich? You can just be horrible to people and they just have to take it.”

— Harmony Korine, Lewis, Jonah Hill, The Beach Bum

“It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac.”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, The Beach Bum

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

— Harmony Korine, Lingerie, Snoop Dogg, The Beach Bum

“Captain Wack: I only had four deaths on my watch. Moondog: Only four? Captain Wack: Four deaths in over eight straight years of dolphin touring. It's a terrific record. Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily on five separate occasions but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicali…”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, The Beach Bum

“I don't want you to put a penny of that stuff in the bank. You know, I don't trust those Illuminati motherfuckers.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're re…”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, The Beach Bum

“Don't fuck with Captain Whack. You will get whacked for fucking with Captain Whack.”

— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, The Beach Bum

“Fuck! I must've been high as a motherfucker when I hatched that plan.”

— Harmony Korine, Lingerie, Snoop Dogg, The Beach Bum

“Lewis: I'm not even upset, even a little bit, that I was not included in the ceremonies. Moondog: Oh, you thought you'd be included? Lewis: No, well, like I said, I'm busy, anyway, so like I said, I'm not offended. And I just want to be clear, this doesn't have to do... with the incident a few years…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“I get all these things going, man, and they are all turning me on. And my wires are connecting upstairs and I start to hear music in my head. You know, and the world is reverberating back and forth and I hit the frequency and I start to dance to it. My fingers get moving, my head gets soupy, I'm spi…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“Moondog: Keep the pool hot. Jose the Pool Boy: I put it on 120 for you. Moondog: That's what I'm talking about. Keep it there, baby, and add the chlorine. Cause I may have a gang bang when I get back. I'll invite your mother. Jose the Pool Boy: Thank you, Mr. Moondog.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“Moondog: Give me a lucky lotto triple seven and a cigar, would you? Cash Register Guy: Sure. Moondog: You don't sell acid, do you? Cash Register Guy: No... Moondog: That's too bad, man. This place used to.”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little 'jerky-jerk' to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti-toxins. Judge: Excuse me? Moondog: All…”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“It's about time you guys got here, I need help carrying my luggage!”

— Harmony Korine, Moondog, Matthew McConaughey, The Beach Bum

“PSA: Remember that we cannot control what other people say or do. What we can control is how we respond, and we can decide if they are worth keeping around.”

— Lisa Stardust, Dear Virgo, This Cuffing Season You Might Want To Keep Your Options Open

“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge. I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their cr…”

— Paul Simms, Taika Waititi, Stefani Robinson, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, City Council

“You just shut up now, my stupid little baby.”

— Stefani Robinson, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Marika Sawyer, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, Citizenship

“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”

— Paul Simms, Taika Waititi, Stefani Robinson, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Jason Woliner, Marika Sawyer, Colin Robinson, Mark Proksch, City Council

“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms. Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms. Government Official: All right.Moving on.”

— Stefani Robinson, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Marika Sawyer, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, Citizenship