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I was funny. But I was not the class clown. The class clown is the guy that gets up and sets the clock ahead twenty minutes. That guy always dies in a motel shootout.

— Conan O'Brien, Howard Stern Comes Again

class clown

Thing is, school's hard enough without having to date an actual flasher.

— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, Episode 1

School difficult Flasher

You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise. You're like my mum... in a little man's body. Like a little mum man. No offense.

— Laurie Nunn, Jackson Marchetti, Kedar Williams-Stirling, Episode 4

Weird wise Old Knowledgeable

When we're having sex, I feel like I've never seen a vagina before. But I have seen one, because I've got one, and I've looked at it a lot.

— Laurie Nunn, Tanya, Alice Hewkin, Episode 4

Sex Vagina lost

I think that you need to own your narrative. Not let it control you.

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 1

Narrative own Confidence

Otis Milburn: I might have a mild to moderate crush on Maeve. Eric Effoing: Yeah, no shit. What gave it away? Otis Milburn: She, uh... she touched my eyebrows, and now I have an erection.

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 4

Crush erection Eyebrows Love

You see, I think people give me credit for having this intelligence that...I think I have a lot of emotional intelligence. There are certain things I know a lot about, and there are areas where I am staggeringly stupid.

— Conan O'Brien, Howard Stern Comes Again

Emotinal Intelligence Stupid

Be proud of your penis and your heritage.

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 1

proud Heritage Body

Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?

— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, Episode 3

Sex Sex Dream wet dream

It shouldn't matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don't let anyone take that away from you.

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 1

Identity Confidence Pride

Otis Milburn: I can imagine it's hard when you're comparing your lack of experience to someone's sexual history. Pro-lifer: What? No, I have experience. Otis Milburn: You do? Pro-lifer: Yeah. Hand jobs, fingering, oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff. Otis Milburn: That's... extensive. Pro-lifer: Yeah,…

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 3

Sex sacred Extensive Sexual History

Harry: I thought maybe we could pop and get a bit of breakfast together. I had a good time the other night. It's so rare to find a woman who really listens, you know? Jean Milburn: I see. I'm about to teach a vagina workshop. So... no?

— Laurie Nunn, Jean Milburn, Gillian Anderson, Episode 2

Date breakfast Good Time Sex Vagina Workshop

I had to. We had just won the NBA championship. And it was such a unique moment. And there’s a backstory. We were in Miami. The night before I had taken some Mavs customers to this club, LIV. I’m nervous as hell. I’ve got these customers with me. I’m not drinking. The DJ spots me and he says, 'You k…

— Mark Cuban, Howard Stern Comes Again

NBA Finals Dallas Mavericks Miami Taunting ass

It’s lonely. You have this family with you, this traveling family of wolverines that you create, and that’s not lonely. But if you’ve developed relationships outside of that, when you leave them it’s really hard to nourish them.

— Sia, Howard Stern Comes Again

The Road loineliness wolverine

Nurse: And have you considered the possibility of adoption? Maeve Wiley: I don't think anyone would want a pregnant 17-year-old.

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, Episode 3

Adoption Abortion Witty Response pregnant

Yeah, I believe in a higher power and it’s called Whatever Dude and he’s a queer, surfing Santa that’s a bit like my grandpa. So yes.

— Sia, Howard Stern Comes Again

Higher Power Queer santa grandpa

The best thing an artist ever told me when I was quite young was, 'Hard wood grows slowly.' That’s really the truth.

— Jewel, Howard Stern Comes Again

Growth Wisdom

Maeve Wiley: What the hell did you do? Otis Milburn: Um... I might have said something about chinchillas giving blow jobs.

— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, Episode 2

mistake Chinchillas awkward

While I was homeless there were people who were obviously trying to prey on me. But at the same time there were people who were nice for no reason.

— Jewel, Howard Stern Comes Again

homeless Predators kindness

Sia: Not really. I think they thought I was an attention seeker. I was tap dancing for attention right out of the—can I say the v-word? Howard: The vagina. Sia: The vagina. Howard: Right out of the vagina, you were doing your thing. Sia: Right out, I was tap dancing.

— Sia, Howard Stern Comes Again

Attention tap-dancing Narcissism Vagina

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