Latest Quotes

“When parents say to kids go to ur room & think about what you've done it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult.”

— Pat Tobi, twitter.com

“I can't believe I have to keep washing this stupid body until I die.”

— Frenchielaboozi, twitter.com

“Love is a thousand things, but at the center is a choice. It is a choice to love people. Left to myself, i get quiet and bitter and critical. i get angry. I feel sorry for myself. It is a choice to love people. It is a choice to be kind. It is a choice to be patient, to be honest, to live with grace…”

— Jamie Tworkowski, If You Feel Too Much: Thoughts on Things Found and Lost and Hoped For

“I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”

— Unknown Meme, Girls Meme: I'm Just a Girl Standing in Front of a Salad Asking It to Be a Donut Real Talk I Need a Milkshake Now | SIZZLE

“I wish I could text my dog when I wasn't at home with her. Tell her I miss her. See what she's doing. Ask her to take a selfie for me.”

— Violet Benson, Violet Benson, instagram.com

“The past is the past and I believe it sends a strong message if Hillary and I put our old grief behind and work together for a better future for women in America. Even though I have not had the chance to speak with Hillary Clinton personally, I believe she has proven to be a strong woman that can he…”

— Monica Lewinsky, Super Tuesday: Monica Lewinsky Shows Public Support for Hillary Clinton

“If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.”

— Guy Endore-Kaise, twitter.com

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

— Theodor Rosyfelt, People Say Nothing Is Impossible...

“I hate meeting someone, and then within 24 hours after getting their number, I’m receiving a requests from someone who I barely know. Facebook, I have deep history, a quarter of my life is on my Facebook profile, and I have used it as a personal space.”

— David Payne, Has Facebook become boring?

“The internet is like a giant weird orgy where everything gets shared.”

— Josh Ostrovsky, Josh Ostrovsky: ‘The internet is like a giant weird orgy’

“I want pizza. But I don’t wanna pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy. A papa John if you will.”

— Violet Benson, instagram.com

“Much of Alphabet’s revenue growth during the quarter came from the sites Google owns, such as its search engine and YouTube, rather than its network, through which it places advertising on sites and apps owned by other companies. Revenue from Google sites grew 24% during the second quarter, compared…”

— Jack Marshall, Here’s What Marketers Should Note From Google’s Second-Quarter Earnings

“Why do people say no offense right before they’re about to offend you?”

— Anonymous, quora.com

“Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.”

— Anonymous, The Cat Whisperer: Why Cats Do What They Do

“People say go big or go home, as if going home is a bad thing? Like hell yeah I wanna go home, and I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.”

— Josh Ostrovsky, instagram.com

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.”

— Rodney Dangerfield, The Book Of Lists

“The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.”

— Brian Gaar, twitter.com

“Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the 'pull out' method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you.”

— Brandon Gutermut, twitter.com

“Pointing out other women’s flaws won’t ever, ever conceal yours. Also, it feels really shitty and we already have more than enough media and ignorance circulating the world, telling women how they should look as it is.”

— Mandy Zucker, 20 Tips For Modern Women

“Prostitute. Whore. What did they really mean anyway? Only words. Words trailing their streamers of judgment. I hated labels anyway. People didn't fit in slots -- prostitute, housewife, saint -- like sorting the mail. We were so mutable, fluid with fear and desire, ideals and angles, changeable as wa…”

— Janet Fitch, White Oleander