“Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her...I guess you could say that about all my girls.”Tagged: Stinks, ass
“Thorny: Where are your shoes? Foster: What are you, the shoe police? Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie. Thorny: That's brown magic.”Tagged: black magic, shoe police
“Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed. Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.”Tagged: Speeding, Hiding
“Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.”Tagged: littering, Reefer, Marijuana, Slacker
“Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your goddamned unions. Farva: Cap'n...you know I'm not a pro-union guy.”Tagged: Police Brutality, Unions, Goddamned
“Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your goddamned unions. Farva: Cap'n...you know I'm not a pro-union guy.”Tagged: Police Brutality, Unions, Goddamned
“Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.”Tagged: Pranks, Shit
“Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.”Tagged: Pranks, Shit
“Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. Mac: Thanks, Chief!”Tagged: Bulletproof, sick motherfucker
“Who can say 'meow' the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.”Tagged: meow, crazy
“Who can say 'meow' the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.”Tagged: meow, crazy
“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”Tagged: Cat, milk, saucer, Mice
“Thorny: Are you okay? College Boy 2: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes sir? College Boy 2: Yes sir. Thorny: No, did you say 'yes sir.'? Rabbit: I think he said 'yeah, sure.' College Boy 1: What'd you say man? College Boy 2: When I said, 'yeah, sure', but what... literally what I said was 'yeah, sure, sir.'…”Tagged: yeah sure, yes sir, Homonyms
“[repeated line] Thorny: Enhance. Captain O'Hagan: Just print the damn thing!”Tagged: enhance, damned, Impatience
“Thorny: [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva? Captain O'Hagan: What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station? Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!”Tagged: WTF, Uniform, CEO, Levi-Strauss
“Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh...…”Tagged: Monkey, afghani, dumbest
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ] Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac? Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”Tagged: fuck your mother
“[Chugging maple syrup] Three...two...one...DO EET. Oh, go, girlfriend.”Tagged: chugging, Do It, maple syrup