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Kevin Heffernan

55 quotesFilm Actor · United States Of America · Male

All Shit (5)Unions (4)shenanigans (4)meow (4)Idiot (2)Son of a Bitch (2)mozzarella sticks (2)Investment (2)shooting (2)Goddamned (2)cleaning lady (2)banned (2)Pranks (2)fuck your mother (2)boner (2)

From “Super Troopers”

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her...I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Stinks ass

You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee-haww!

Mexico yee-haw

Thorny: Where are your shoes? Foster: What are you, the shoe police? Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie. Thorny: That's brown magic.

black magic shoe police

Foster: [explaining his low number of citations issued] I can't make them speed. Captain O'Hagan: Try hiding.

Speeding Hiding

Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.

littering Reefer Marijuana Slacker

Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your goddamned unions. Farva: Cap'n...you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

Police Brutality Unions Goddamned

Captain O'Hagan: There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your goddamned unions. Farva: Cap'n...you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

Police Brutality Unions Goddamned

Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.

Pranks Shit

Rabbit: [lifting soap out of coffee] Oh, look, a bar of soap. Farva: Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker! Mac: Awesome prank, Farva. Farva: Better'n the crap you pull, Mac.

Pranks Shit

Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac. Mac: Thanks, Chief!

Bulletproof sick motherfucker

Who can say 'meow' the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

meow crazy

Who can say 'meow' the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

meow crazy

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Cat milk saucer Mice

It stinks like sex in here.

stink Sex

Thorny: Are you okay? College Boy 2: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes sir? College Boy 2: Yes sir. Thorny: No, did you say 'yes sir.'? Rabbit: I think he said 'yeah, sure.' College Boy 1: What'd you say man? College Boy 2: When I said, 'yeah, sure', but what... literally what I said was 'yeah, sure, sir.'…

yeah sure yes sir Homonyms

[repeated line] Thorny: Enhance. Captain O'Hagan: Just print the damn thing!

enhance damned Impatience

Thorny: [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva? Captain O'Hagan: What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station? Farva: Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!

WTF Uniform CEO Levi-Strauss

Captain O'Hagan: What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella? Foster: You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh...…

Monkey afghani dumbest

[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ] Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac? Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.

fuck your mother

[Chugging maple syrup] Three...two...one...DO EET. Oh, go, girlfriend.

chugging Do It maple syrup

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