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Rob McElhenney

64 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Apr 14, 1977 · United States Of America · Male

Robert Dale "Rob" McElhenney (born April 14, 1977) is an American actor, director, producer, and screenwriter. He is best known for playing Mac on the FX/FXX comedy series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is also one of the developers, executive producers, and the creator of the show, which has provided him with writing and directing credits on various episodes. 2Early life McElhenney was born in Philadelphia, the oldest of three children. Both of his parents are of Irish descent. He was raised Roman Catholic. When he was eight years old, his parents divorced after his mother came out as a lesbian. McElhenney was primarily raised by his father, but has said that his parents remained close after their divorce. Through his father's subsequent marriage, he also has a half-sister and stepsister. He attended Saint Joseph's Preparatory School in Philadelphi

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From “The Gang Gets Racist”

Domino, biatch!

Sassy Games

Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay? Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.

gay Musical Theatre actor Secret Sassy

I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

Dreams Selfish Sex Indifferent Listening

From “Charlie Wants an Abortion”

Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid? Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.

Convictions Sex Laid

Oh my God! I will...I will smash your face into- into a jelly!

Anger Violence Frustration jelly

From “Underage Drinking”

Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before. Trey: Oh...okay, I'll tell you what: let's just take it slow. Dee: You are so sweet...where were you when I was in high school? Trey: I was eight.

Sex slow young Statutory Rape

From “Charlie Has Cancer”

I'm cracking eggs of wisdom!

eggs Wisdom Problem Solving

From “The Gang Finds A Dead Guy”

I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.

Old People creepy Gross Old hands

From “Charlie Got Molested”

Charlie: Okay, okay. First of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested and you guys are going to exploit that for your own personal gain? You jackholes are securing your places in hell. Ryan: We've thought about it. We're willing to roll the dice.

Molested Hell Chance Personal Gain

From “Charlie Gets Crippled”

Charlie: [in a wheelchair and army vet attire] This costume, the chicks is gonna go crazy all over it. Frank: Maybe you should let me do all the talking. Charlie: No, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So watch and learn. Stripper: Awww, look at you sweetie, what happened? Charlie: [shouting]…

War Wheelchair Pity

From “The Gang Goes Jihad”

Dennis: This Jew's in for a ton of work. Mac: Come on, man! You can't say things like that! Dennis: I don't know what I said. What'd I say? Charlie: Uh, you dropped a hard 'J' on us.

Jewish Sassy Shock

Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog. Frank: I don't have the dog. Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor? Frank: Yes.

dog Hiding Lies Poop

From “Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare”

Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

Welfare Crack Recovering Money

Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management. Charlie: That's why I did it. Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get? Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.

Money Stealing Theft Leadership

From “The Gang Runs for Office”

Dennis: Okay you want me to read the script? Charlie: Yes. And action. Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. 'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' What? 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right…

Office elections Speeches Script

From “Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass”

Dee: I am not a failure! Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.

Failure Fail Sassy Diss

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little butt, I'm gonna to kick some butt in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a…

USA Kick Butt Eagle Patriotic Flag

Charlie: Okay, okay, uh I just killed three very large rats that were stuck in glue traps. Dennis: Good work. Charlie: No, no, no. That's not good trap. I'm done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar. Dennis: That's why we call it Charlie Work

Work Grunt Work Job Roles task

From “Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad”

Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers. Dennis: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning! Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.

losers Drinking Irrelevant

Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your a**? Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my a**!

butt Drugs Shove

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