“What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.”Tagged: Dumb Jokes, corny, Puns
“I couldn’t believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”Tagged: Puns, Wordplay, Thief
“I waited and stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.”Tagged: Puns
“As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.”Tagged: Scarecrow, Puns
“A bear walks into a restaurant and says, ‘I want a grilllllled…cheese.’ The waiter says ‘What’s with the pause?’ The bear replies, ‘Whaddya mean? I’M A BEAR.’”Tagged: Puns, Bears, Grilled Cheese, Restaurant
“What’s the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.”Tagged: children's jokes, Puns, Wordplay