“Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.”Tagged: Funny, Word Jokes, Puns
“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”Tagged: Funny, Puns, amusing
“What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull]”Tagged: Funny, Jokes, Laugh Out Loud, LOL
“What kind of music to chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop.”Tagged: Funny, Jokes, Laugh Out Loud, LOL
“Why do chicken coups always have two doors? With four, they’d be chicken sedans.”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Funny, Corny Jokes
“What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look I'm about to change.”Tagged: Funny Jokes, Funny, Corny Jokes
“My dad told me it was time to hit the sack, so I kicked him in the balls.”Tagged: Funny, balls, Kicking People In The Balls, dad jokes, Not Going To Sleep
“When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you're like buddy... I'm just trying to make it to Friday.”Tagged: Funny