“Why do chicken coops always have two doors? With four, they’d be chicken sedans.”Tagged: Puns, Coupes
“What do you do if someone thinks an onion is the only food that can make them cry? Throw a coconut at their face.”Tagged: Bad Jokes
“Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks.”Tagged: Puns, lifeguard
“Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker? It was craving a well-balanced meal.”Tagged: Puns, Jaguar
“What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.”Tagged: Dumb Jokes, corny, Puns
“If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your wife and dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?”Tagged: Wife v. Dog
“Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggie.”Tagged: Cowboy, Dachshund, Wordplay
“What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.”Tagged: Anti-Jokes