Season

Season 4

by Wendy Schaal, Rachael MacFarlane, Scott Grimes, Seth MacFarlane, Dee Bradley Baker and 20 others

(11 total)

Characters

Seth MacFarlane (9)Stan Smith (voice) (6)David Zuckerman (3)Roger The Alien (2)Wendy Schaal (2)Jim Bernstein (2)Brian Boyle (2)Steve Hely (2)Francine Smith (voice) (2)Jonathan Fener (1)

“And Hayley your face will remain metal free, like a good radio station.”

— David Zuckerman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Metal Free, radio, Music, Fatherhood, piercings

“Hayley: It's just a nose ring. Stan: It's a gateway piercing. Next thing you know, you'll have a bone for your lip like one of those rain forest people that Sting is always whining about.”

— David Zuckerman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Nose Ring, rebel, Edgy, Sting, Gateway

“In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.”

— Dan Vebber, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Nature, Horse, Trust, Lessons, Advice

“Your mom's enthusiastic spending is exactly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism.”

— Steve Hely, Laura McCreary, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Spending, Money, jesus, Capitalism, Diss

“Francine, my mother is not manipulating me. Our relationship is completely normal. And if you keep upsetting me, then I'll have to retreat to my safe place between her breasts.”

— Nahnatchka Khan, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother Issues, manipulation, Safe Place, breasts, Relationship

“Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or Endor or... something heartbreaking?”

— Brian Boyle, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Diss, Heartbreaking, Friends, Mordor, nerd

“Doctor says I have a big, spongy cervix. Oh, listen to me bragging about my vagina. It's last week's PTA meeting all over again.”

— Brian Boyle, Erik Durbin, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Cervix, bragging, Vagina, PTA, doctor

“Just because snow is the same color as our refrigerator, doesn't mean you know how it works.”

— Jim Bernstein, Chris McKenna, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Snow, Diss, Refrigerator, appliances, How it works

“Wow he is rough on you. He is elephant-making-love-to-a-cat rough on you.”

— Steve Hely, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: rough, Sex, Making Love

“Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret.”

— Jonathan Fener, Josh Bycel, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com

Tagged: Bonds, Family, dark, horrible, Secret

“Hayley: That dream is a warning. Society's trying to brainwash me to conform, to color inside the lines, to get married and have babies. Well I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore. Francine: Have you tried it with Splenda?”

— Jim Bernstein, David Zuckerman, Hayley Smith (voice), Rachael MacFarlane, imdb.com

Tagged: Dream, Society, Brainwash, Marriage, Babies on Planes