Show

Archer

by Mehar Sethi, Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin

Sterling Archer is the world's most daunting spy. He works for ISIS, a spy agency run by his mother. In between dealing with his boss and his co-workers - one of whom is his ex-girlfriend - Archer manages to annoy or seduce everyone that crosses his path.

(38 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (7)Archer Season 2 (9)Season 3 (3)Season 4 (8)Season 6 (3)Season 7 (1)

Characters

Adam Reed (38)H. Jon Benjamin (15)Sterling Archer (voice) (15)Amber Nash (7)Pam (voice) (7)Malory Archer (voice) (4)Judy Greer (4)Jessica Walter (4)Cyril Figgis (voice) (3)Ray Gillette (voice) (3)

“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells! Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”

— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com

Tagged: taste, Smells, Gross, If I had a nickle, Guy

“Get your bloated carcass in here!”

— Adam Reed, Malory Archer (voice), Jessica Walter, imdb.com

Tagged: mean, bloated, Carcass, Diss, Command

“Cyril: Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist! Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger. Cyril: That's like comparing apples to... Nazi oranges!”

— Adam Reed, Cyril Figgis (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

Tagged: father, Nazi, Scientist, Apples to Oranges, Bootlegger

“Archer: We look totally gay! Ray: I am gay. Archer: Well, I'm not! Ray: Then why are you wearing that turtleneck?”

— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Turtleneck, Sassy

“Archer: Name the douchebag who's in charge! Mobster: Vincent... Van Go-fuck-yourself. Archer: Vincent Van Go-fuck-myself. Survey says!”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: douchebag, Vincent Van Gogh, Diss, Sassy

“Pam: So then it's settled. We're a go on Operation... what should we called it? Cheryl: Dick Sledge.”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.com

Tagged: Operation, Codename, dick, name

“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”

— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com

Tagged: Pool Balls, hurt, Pain, Pounding, Headache

“That's just great. She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and... not laid. How could this get any... [alligator surfaces and growls] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Dinner, Laid, Sex, Worse, moment

“Trinette: Ew, what is this? Homemade salad dressing? Dr. Krieger: Breast milk.”

— Adam Reed, Dr Krieger (voice), Lucky Yates, imdb.com

Tagged: Breast Milk, Salad Dressing, Ew, food

“Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”

— Mehar Sethi, Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Germany, Consent, Sex, Alabama

“I can't wait! I need a man now, with monster hands.”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.com

Tagged: Man, Masculinity, monster, hands, Big Hands

“I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see its potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Turtleneck, Potential, Garment, Tactical, invention

“Archer: [After being distracted by Lana in her underwear] Right, because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said, 'Help me showcase my intellect'! Lana: Strippers Discount? Hel-LO! These-are-Fiacchi! Archer: I think it's pronounced, 'Knock-off!'”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: stripper, Knock-off, Intellect, Underwear, Showcase

“Hey, Europe: be gayer.”

— Adam Reed, Cyril Figgis (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

Tagged: Europe, gay, style

“Malory: What are you, deaf and racist? Lana: I'm black! Malory: Oh, put it back in the deck.”

— Adam Reed, Malory Archer (voice), Jessica Walter, imdb.com

Tagged: Deaf, racist, Black, Sassy

“Cyril: Besides, I'm sure it's not the first time you've kept a secret from Lana. Archer: Uh hello! Herpes?!”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

Tagged: Secret, Herpes, Not The First Time

“ISIS isn't your own personal travel agency. It doesn't exist just so you can jet off to... Whore Island!”

— Adam Reed, Malory Archer (voice), Jessica Walter, imdb.com

Tagged: ISIS, Travel Agency, Whore, Diss, Island

“Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing?? Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon. Cheryl: Watermelon's red? Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that? Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt, Judy Greer, imdb.com

Tagged: Charles Frederick Andress, Botanist, Charleston Gray Watermelon