Season

Season 2

by Bruce Campbell, Lucy Lawless, Ray Santiago, Dana DeLorenzo, Michelle Hurd and 3 others

Season two roars back into action with Ash leaving his beloved Jacksonville and returning to his hometown of Elk Grove, Michigan. There, he confronts Ruby. The former enemies have to form an uneasy alliance as Elk Grove soon becomes the nucleus of evil.

(14 total)

Characters

Bruce Campbell (9)Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams (9)Kelly Maxwell (3)Craig DiGregorio (3)Suzanne Keilly (3)Dana DeLorenzo (3)Cameron Welsh (2)James Eagan (2)Noelle Valdivia (1)Ray Santiago (1)

“Ashy-Slashy: Peek-a-boo! Kelly: What the fuck? Ashy-Slashy: Wanna play? Kelly: No. Ah, why am I talking to a Muppet? Ashy-Slashy: Muppet? Uh, well, you're awfully judgmental for a... Kelly: Hey! For a what? What were you gonna say, you little motherfuck? Sack up. What were you gonna say? Ashy-Slashy…”

— Suzanne Keilly, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Puppet, Supernatural, Paranormal, Raunchy, Inappropriate

“Baal: You defeat me, we accept exile from this realm... and your friend shall be returned. Ash: OK. You defeat me, I guess all kinds of bad crap's gonna happen for a long time. Got it.”

— Luke Kalteux, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: Battle, Defeat, Exile, realm, Apocalypse

“Ruby: Look, we're going to find Baal. You're going to harness the power of that Book against him, and none of this is going to be in vain. Pablo: And you promise me that we're all going to live happily ever after? Ruby: Even if this goes perfectly, there's a good chance you'll die. Pablo: Wow. Ruby,…”

— Suzanne Keilly, Ruby Knowby, Lucy Lawless, imdb.com

Tagged: Happily Ever After, realist, Pessimistic, Death, Mortality

“Kelly: You okay? Pablo: No, I'm not. I got a really bad feeling about this. Kelly: Really, because I haven't had a good feeling since we met Ash, and his stupid book. Pablo: Exactly. The Book of the Dead never let's anybody off easy. It's like Ash said, everyone around him gets... dead. And now I am…”

— Suzanne Keilly, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

Tagged: book, Paranormal, Supernatural, dead, Book of the Dead

“Well, Cheryl, it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you. Again.”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: Family, sister, Kill, Murder, Death

“Ash: Kelly, what the hell did you do? Kelly: He was a demon. I had to kill him before he killed us! Ash: He's not a demon. He's Pablo! He was my friend! He was your friend too! Kelly: His name wasn't Pablo. It was Reg. Just like my name isn't Kelly, it's Amanda, you whack job!”

— Hank Chilton, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Kill, Violence, Death, demon, Identity

“Ash: Hate to rain on anybody's parade, but Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died after you got branch-banged by a demon tree about 30 years ago. Cheryl: I died? Ash: Yeah, it was pretty horrific. You don't remember any of that? Cheryl: Seems like the kind of thing somebody would remember.…”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: Family, Death, demon, Fantasy, Zombie

“Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my backseat. Ash: Yeah, that's mine. Chet: What's it for? Ash: Um... ice sculpture? Chet: Oh. And the shotgun? Ash: Uh, that's mine, too. Chet: What's that for? Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”

— Ivan Raimi, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: Lies, joke, Chainsaw, shotgun, weapons

“Ash: Forget the stupid book. Chasing that thing is only going to give you a leg cramp. Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about. Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping ove…”

— Noelle Valdivia, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: dirty, book, Cramp, Chasing, Desire

“I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.”

— Cameron Welsh, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: joke, Cheeky, Raunchy, Vulgar, Virginity

“Ash: Holy pickle dicks, it's Lillian Pendergrass! Kelly: What's a Lillian Pendergrass? Ash: That beautiful creature right there. I'd know that caboose from anywhere. Kelly: Are you having a stroke? Ash: Hey, you say that now, back in the day, Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot former gymnast turn…”

— Cameron Welsh, Kelly Maxwell, Dana DeLorenzo, imdb.com

Tagged: Raunchy, Caboose, Peach, Beautiful, joke

“Oh, you need my help? Ok, first of all, screw you and your ugly ass kids.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: swearing, Insult, Rude, Sassy, Snarky

“Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy! Ash: What'd you call me? Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: demon, Fantasy, Supernatural, Nickname, Rhyme

“Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Weird, awkward, tension, Cheeky