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Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head are high school students whose lifestyles revolve around TV, junk food (usually nachos), shopping malls, heavy metal music, and trying to "score with chicks". Each show contains short cartoons centering on the duo who live in the fict

(87 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (2)Season 2 (30)Season 3 (13)Season 4 (19)Season 5 (11)Season 6 (3)Season 7 (7)Season 8 (4)

Characters

Mike Judge (129)Butt-head (54)Kristofor Brown (31)Glenn Eichler (28)Beavis (21)Beavis & Butthead (5)Bo Weinberg (3)Dave Krinsky (3)David X. Cohen (3)Joe Stillman (3)

“I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Butt-head: [choking] Beavis! Beavis! I'm choking! Beavis: Yeah, so. What do you want me to do about it? Butt-head: Call 911! Beavis: Why don't you call? You're closer.”

— Kristofor Brown, Larry Doyle, Beavis & Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching a Violent Femmes video] I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[laughs while reading a label of superglue] It says "Use on wood."”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Butt-head: Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers. Beavis: Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Beavis & Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching a Radiohead music video] Sometimes, if I have a boner that won't go down, I listen to this kind of music.”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning, just to, like, get us to go to school.”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Television, Morning TV

“[Beavis and Butt-head are pitching a show idea to Mr. Van Driessen] Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me. Butt-head: ...Uh, is that allowed on school property?”

— Kristofor Brown, Joe Stillman, Bo Weinberg, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching a Morrissey music video] Get off the ground and stop whining, you wuss!”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt!”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Voice on T.V. Ad: [on T.V.] Imagine yourself, your own finger, luxuriously touched with the new karat gold Cubic Zerconium. Beavis: [on the phone] hello, yeah, I'd like to order one of those... Pubic... Zercroniums.”

— David X. Cohen, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: I hope there's a human head inside! Butt-head: Yeah. Or maybe a human butt.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[while watching the video to Bananarama's "Venus] These chicks should marry GWAR.”

— Bo Weinberg, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: Hey, where's the TV? God: TV is the devil's tool. Butt-Head: Yeah, where is it?”

— Bo Weinberg, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Y'know, like, this band sucks. But it's like, they suck like, in new ways, y'know. Like, they suck in ways we haven't, like, seen stuff suck before.”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now! Crapping and puking all over you! They cost a damn fortune to feed and all they do is make your life a misery, just like what you're doing to your parents right now!”

— Glenn Eichler, Coach Buzzcut, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[while watching a KISS video] You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] Butt-Head: This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts. Beavis: Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys. That would be cool.”

— Glenn Eichler, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol] This guy does everything by himself.”

— Glenn Eichler, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com