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Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head are high school students whose lifestyles revolve around TV, junk food (usually nachos), shopping malls, heavy metal music, and trying to "score with chicks". Each show contains short cartoons centering on the duo who live in the fict

(87 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (2)Season 2 (30)Season 3 (13)Season 4 (19)Season 5 (11)Season 6 (3)Season 7 (7)Season 8 (4)

Characters

Mike Judge (129)Butt-head (54)Kristofor Brown (31)Glenn Eichler (28)Beavis (21)Beavis & Butthead (5)Bo Weinberg (3)Dave Krinsky (3)David X. Cohen (3)Joe Stillman (3)

“Oprah: Butt-head, you've slept with over 5,000 women. How do you explain the attraction to you? Butt-head: Uh…just look at me!”

— Mike Judge, Mike DeSeve, Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Oprah Winfrey, Hubris

“Old woman: What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?”

— Glenn Eichler, David X. Cohen, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Homonyms, testicles, Spectacles

“Sergeant: I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix. Butt-head: Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Fort Dix, Ammo, Guns, Grenades, army

“Store clerk: Are you two gonna buy something or are you gonna stare all day? Butt-head: Uh, we're gonna stare all day.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: loitering

“Butt-head: Uh…Hey Beavis. I got an idea. Beavis: Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Arson

“Butt-head: Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you gonna die pretty soon? Beavis: Yeah, and leave all your money to someone? Butt-head: That would be cool.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Wishing for Death, Inheritance

“Hey spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off mine.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, Spanking the Monkey

“The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

“You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: asswipe, wet dream

“Hey, check this out. ‘For a good time, call Beavis's mom.’”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Yo Mama

“Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, do you think a man will ever land on Uranus? Butt-head: Maybe on your anus. Beavis: This chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! Butt-head: Yeah! Let's go prune some power lines!”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Uranus, Anus, Boy Humor

“Butt-head: Hey Beavis. I heard if you tip a cow over while it's sleeping, cool stuff happens. Beavis: Really? Like what? Butt-head: Uh…it falls over? Beavis: Cool! We're there, dude!”

— Geoff Rodkey, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Cow-Tipping

“Mr. Van Driessen: Today, we're going to explore the world of haiku. Butt-head: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! Huh huh. Mr. Van Driessen: No, Butt-head. Not ‘high, cool,’ but the ancient, Japanese, spare, haunting poetry called ‘haiku.’”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: haiku, Getting High, Japanese

“Hospital Receptionist: Can I help you? Butt-head: Uh, he's got, like, rabies or something. Hospital Receptionist: I see. What's your name? Butt-head: Uh, last name is 'Munch'. First name is 'Rodney'. Beavis: Yeah, heh heh, yeah. Rod Munch.”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Juvenile Humor, Dirty Mind, Rabies

“Dr. Floss: [holds up a merely a random pattern] What do you see in this picture? Butt-head: It's this dude, and he's like 'auditioning his finger puppets.' Huh huh. Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. He's 'shining his helmet.' Dr. Floss: I see. And what do you see here? [holds up another picture of random shapes]…”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Rorschach tests, masturbation

“[on the phone with the Home Shopping network] Yeah, I'd like to order one of those pubic zercroniums.”

— Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Home Shopping Network, Cubic Zirconium

“Beavis: M-80s? Butt-head: Firecrackers? [Mexican woman shrugs] Beavis: Fireworks? [Mexican woman shrugs] Butt-head: These people are stupid.”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Firecrackers, Stupid

“Mr. Stevenson: Are your milkshakes made with real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix? Or yeah, you use the real stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: [sighs] Let me talk to the manager. Beavis…”

— Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Milk Shakes, Stupid

“I don't like stuff that sucks.”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Sucks, stuff

“Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: rump roast, cow's butt