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Bewitched

Bewitched is an American fantasy situation comedy originally broadcast for eight seasons on ABC from 1964 to 1972. It was created by Sol Saks under executive director Harry Ackerman, and stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Dick Sargent, Agnes Moorehead

(41 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (29)Season 2 (10)Season 3 (2)

Characters

Dick York (12)Samantha Stephens (12)Elizabeth Montgomery (12)Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (12)Sol Saks (6)Agnes Moorhead (5)Endora (5)Bernard Slade (4)Paul Wayne (4)Richard Baer (4)

“Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch. Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.”

— Herman Groves, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, witch, double meaning

“Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do? Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus. Darrin Stephens: Another one? Samantha Stephens: The real one. Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...? Samantha Stephens: Of course there…”

— Herman Groves, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: Santa Claus, North Pole

“Endora: [looking at Sam's perm] Samantha, what happened to your head? Samantha Stephens: I gave myself a permanent. Endora: On purpose? I thought perhaps your finger got stuck in a light socket.”

— Richard Sale, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Tagged: Permanent, Bad Haircuts

“Samantha, you know if you'd married one of those nice warlocks that were crazy about you, none of this would have happened.”

— Richard Sale, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, Mortals, Mother in Law

“And now, would you like another cup of divorce?”

— Richard Sale, Phyllis Stephens, Mabel Albertson, imdb.com

Tagged: Divorce

“Gladys Kravitz: Either we've been hypnotized or we're out of our minds. Abner Kravitz: Don't talk plural. I'm hypnotized. You're out of your mind.”

— Tom Waldman, Frank Waldman, Gladys Kravitz, Alice Pearce, imdb.com

Tagged: hypnotized, crazy

“Samantha Stephens: Excuse me, but is Mr. Claus very busy? Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?”

— Herman Groves, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Tagged: Santa Claus, Fourth Of July

“Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before. Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first. Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business. Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word. Darrin Stephens: Y…”

— Roland Wolpert, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, Meddling

“Darrin Stephens: [Gasping] What's in that drink? Liza Randall: Root beer? Darrin Stephens: Root beer and what? Liza Randall: Scotch.”

— Paul David, John L. Greene, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: root beer, Scotch, spiked drink

“You bring him back or I'll make your life miserable for you. And you know I can do it. I'll move in with you.”

— Danny Arnold, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother in Law, Threat

“Louise Tate: ...and Larry, do you know what? Larry Tate: Yes, I know what! You can't keep your mouth shut, that's what!”

— Danny Arnold, Larry Tate, David White, imdb.com

Tagged: argument

“Darrin Stephens: I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we wanna live normal lives. Endora: What is normal to you, young man, is to us asinine.”

— Jerry Davis, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: normal, asinine, disrespectful, Witches, Mortals

“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking? Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right! Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”

— Bernard Slade, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Tagged: Mother in Law, Drinking

“I don't drink any more. Of course, I don't drink any less, either!”

— Danny Arnold, Rex Barker, Jack Warden, imdb.com

Tagged: Alcoholism

“So my wife's a witch. Every married man has to make some adjustment.”

— Sol Saks, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Tagged: witch, married man

“I detest sounding like one of those mothers who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.”

— Jerry Davis, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com

Tagged: Know it all, Mother in Law

“Samantha: Darrin is a marvelous human being. Endora: Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.”

— Barbara Avedon, Sol Saks, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, human beings

“We are quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound...our home has no boundaries beyond which we cannot pass. We live in music, in a flash of color...we live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star!”

— Barbara Avedon, Sol Saks, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, quicksilver, Music

“Once upon a time, there was a typical American girl, who happened to bump into a typical red-blooded American boy. And she bumped into him, and bumped into him. So, they decided they'd better sit down and talk this over before they had an accident. They became good friends. They found they had a lot…”

— Sol Saks, Narrator, Jose Ferrer, imdb.com

Tagged: Courtship, Dating, Love, witch, Red-Blooded

“Samantha: He's a dear, sweet, wonderful, perfectly marvelous man. Endora: Oh, my poor baby. He sounds simply horrible.”

— Sol Saks, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Tagged: Witches, wonderful man, Mother in Law